It was yet another "Normal" day. Peepiss would stand up with a shit ton of struggles, throw it back aggressively as he broke his ribs. And then he would sit at his desk for 9 hours and piss people off on Twitter.
He made a certain joke that offended the Orange community, aka Donald Trump kinnies. ❤️, He saw the backlash on twitter as the hashtag "CancelPeepussy" was trending. (Also his Twitter username was 'PopPeepussy'.) Anyways, Peepiss had no choice but to write a VERY real apology... 💔 So he got onto his computer for another four hours, which makes thirteen ours of screentime in total. As he tried to work buttons, he began typing out his apology in a VERY serious matter.
After about 5 hours, he was finally finished his Twitter apology.
"Plz dont cancel me 💔 I only intended to offend the swifties, as their music taste sucks ASS. Like why listen to that when Cocomelon exists?? Anyways, dont cacel for me tha eitber. I want to apologize to the orange community, trumpets. I am (not) sorry for what I said about it being cannibalism and illegal of trumpet ate an apple. 💔💔. Plz accept my apology so Vanny doesn't unplug my life support, also my plunger broke yesterday after I tried to make chicken in the toilet for Chica so I'm starting a gofundme bc I need money to buy a new toilet. ty."
Peepiss was VERY proud of his idea, starting a gofundme would definitely make him a milionare. So he started the gofundme, adding the link to it into his bio. (He didn't actually btw he doesn't even know how to work the "Publish" button.)
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Peepaw Aftons Left Toe
HumorThis will introduce the one and only; Peepaw Afton! It will give you a description of his character and there will be goofy chapters! Enjoy my little gripper sniffers! - Story published by Micky!
