Requested!
We all love our favourite female bambi!!
And ofc a male reader that's not a fucking hottie harem lover wannabe like in other books I've read for the record.You can skip this part if you want.
Just a small rant about genders of "x reader"s in this cursed app of reading/writting.
It honestly really pisses me off that most "reader"s are fucking females with an anime girl wannabe vibes, it really disgusted me (since I'm a trans guy).
And it's also triggering to me, because I don't like to be called a "hEr".Now with male "reader"s, really.
Them guys are sick fuck who makes the reader an anime guy and gives him 1928374773 love interests of females with unhuman sizes of privet body parts.
That also really disgusted me really and get help. I know this app is really good and all, but go back to AO3 and never come back.
If there's like 2-4 female characters in that harem, then that's okay, but more than 5?? Okay, no.Now finaly with gender neutral/non-binary "reader"s.
PLEASE AND I MEAN PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE IT TO ANYTHING ELSE THAN "THEY/THEM". I MEAN LIKE OKAY A READER INSERT, YAY!!
And then you see a fucking "she/her" pronouns.
Oh my fucking god, PLEASE.Okay I'm done ranting. Y'all can go read or if you skipped it then that's okay!
Enjoy reading this.
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After a such a long, tiring day at work/college/whatever, you finaly got home. It was honestly late, because your boss/teacher decided to give you "more work" and life sucks.
You don't know what time it is, so you cleck the clock you and other Stylish Gods have on the wall. '7PM..?? Man I really think they hate me if they made me do shit for a longgg time like this...'
Oh did I say you live with Stylish Gods? Powerfull being or not, they still accept you as one of their gang. You are greatfull that they let you live with them, since you can't afford a house at that time.
The house was pretty much quiet, meaning that everyone could be asleep or they're out somewhere. You took out your hoodie/coat and placed it on the coat hanger (idk what it is called or I did say it-) and went to your room with your bag tiredly.
Maybe you do deserve some rest, kinda early you would say, but you were EXHAUSTED. You really wanted to cuddle with your girlfriend Bamberly.
While you put your bag down near your closet you heard your bedroom door open hearing your favourite angelic voice of your wifey (I had to-) "Ah, hello babe! What took you so long to get home?"
You turned around to see her, Bamberly standing near the doorframe, smilling. She noticed your tired face, making her frown, "Oh my..! You sure are tired! Do you want a snack and lay on your bed? Don't worry I will take your snack for you."
"No no! It's okay! I can take care of my self like a big boy I am!!"
"More like I will take care of my small boy!! Look how tired you are! C'mon, let's get you to bed."Okay, you can't argure with her. She got you blushing (a little).
[Time Skip brought to you by author getting burnt at work (I'm ok!!)]
After eating the snack and laying down on the bed, you wait for Bamberly to cuddle with you, but it's been a while.
"Pookie..?" you called out to her, hoping she heard you. You did heard some noises, but no footsteps. "Pookie??" you called out again, slightly louder and now you can hear footsteps coming to your room, knowing it's her.
"Yes my kitty? (I don't have any nickname ideas-)" Bamberly said while opening your bedroom door and looking at you.
"Can you cuddle with me? I heard it cures depression better." you shyly said to her. "Awww! That's cute! Alright give me a second to change and I'll come back to you okay?" you nodded at her smilling like a goober.
After she left to change, you thought about how great Bamberly is to be your loving girlfriend. Honestly you sometimes you also live with Banjex and Bamburai, but it is a little suspicious that they both sometimes hang out. Maybe they're dating??? Eh, you wouldn't care, they say "bros before hoes", which is honestly kind of stupid.
"Okay, I'm back!" you heard her when you were looking at the celing (How do you spell it..), zooming out. Looking at her, you see that she's in her cat pjs, making her look cuter than she already is. She sadly is allergic to cats.
"Awww!! You look so cute in your pjs!!" now she's the one who blushes and chuckles. "Okay, pretty boy. Now come here." she lays right next to you and you hugged her first and fast, while enjoying more warmth.
She chuckled again while hugging back and petting your head, slowly falling asleep with you...
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Okay, this ended better than I thought-
And also why I decided to make a second version book. It's just I was like 14-15 at that time. Now I'm 16 and I'm in university with work. Yeah, you can ACTUALLY work at age 15 in my country, not sure about other Europian countries.
Hope I made you satisfied-
- TBIFO/Alex
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[ON HITAUS] Dave and Bambi x Reader Oneshots V2
FanfictionThis is 2nd version of my D&B Oneshots book. AND YES YOUR BOI IS BACK AT WRITTING YEAHHHHH!!!!! - TBIFO/Alex