Chapter XII: Hanging out with a Killer Jester

                                    

                                          
Adachi: Oh am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious cabbages.
Employee: Sir... this is a Aiya's.
Begin!
5/20, after school, sunny. Yu's black eye healed and he's walking to Junes to see if Yosuke wants to hang out, but then he sees the cabbage man, Adachi.
Yu: (Oh you Gotta be fucking kidding me!)
Magatsu Izanagi: (Hey! It's Adachi-baby! Let's go speak to him!)
Yu: *low voice* Not doing it
Adachi: *sees Yu* Hm? Oh, it's you.
Magatsu Izanagi: (Too late. Haha!)
Yu: *mutters* Puto Pendejo! *back to normal voice* Oh hey Adachi
Adachi: Good timing. Wanna hang around and talk for a while? That way, it look moer like I'm--errr, strike that, okay?
Yu: (I just can't say no to save my life...) fine
Adachi: Good for you! You're a good listener. The kind who gets promoted! *Smiles mischievously*
Yu: (I'm going to chop off your balls and feed them to you one day)
Adachi: What are you doing? Shopping for dinner? I'm impressed. I live alone, so taking care of dinner can be pretty tedious.
Yu: Why?
Adachi: I guess a high school kid wouldn't get it. I just get so tired after work. So I make some cup of ramen or something.
Yu: You don't seem to lead a nutritionally balanced life... no one makes you dinner?
Adachi: You mean like a girlfriend?
Yu: Haha, no, you don't look like the type to be able to have one
Adachi: I had a girl until a little while ago. It kinda didn't work out. She looked great, but her attitude was- Hey, I'm not talking about this.
Yu: (because you threw her into the fucking tv you psychopaths) You had a girlfriend? What happened?
Adachi: I already said I'm not talking about this.
Yu: C'mon, you, having a girlfriend, how'd you pull it off. (C'mon, slip up and admit you're a fucking killer)
Magatsu Izanagi: (Wow. You are really pushing this huh...?)
Adachi: Look can you stop pushing this? I don't want to talk about it.
Yu: You're no fun...
Adachi: Anyway...  Cute girls are the best. Though I go for the real knockouts, myself. The most important thing is that they should be good cooks. Everything else, I can take it or leave...
Yu: *sigh*
Old Woman: *appears form elevator* Tohru-chan! Is that you?
Adachi: Shit... She found me.
Old Woman: are you off work? I hope you're not doing anything dangerous
Adachi: Oh... No, I'm still on the clock. I was just on my way back to the station.
Yu: (he's throwing people into tv's and killing them)
Old Woman: I'm so happy to see you working hard. I brag about you to my neighbors all the time!
Yu: (don't brag about Adachi ma'am...)
Old Woman: I'll bring you some Nimono, okay? You have to take care of yourself! By the way, I saw this detective show on the tv the other day...