Incorrect Quotes - Part 36

                                    

                                          
featuring: burst/evolution characters!

shu: valt, why are you crying?
valt: This book is so sad!!
shu, picking it up: But this is my diary-

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rantaro, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
shu: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!

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Valt: Why have you been staring into Rantaro's eyes for the last couple minutes?
Wakiya: My reflection looks pretty, and I want to admire it. 

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zac: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection.
akira: *Gives them a strange look and hands them a piece of gum*
zac: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

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valt: Oh shoot!
valt: Excuse my language.
xander: I'll let it slide.

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shu: valt? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
valt: I'll stop twice on the way back.

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xander: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
shu: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
xander: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn't eat.

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valt, holding a scooter: shu! Can I go outside and play with this?
shu: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
valt, running outside: Thanks shu!
shu, running out after him and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

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shu: I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
valt, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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free: I just heard silas call the dog a "fucking liar" because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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rantaro: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting!

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shu: Why are you like this??
daigo: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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akira: I know one person who finds me funny!
zac: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
akira: Okay then I'm out.

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Rantaro: You're offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000– are you taking it?
Wakiya: Nope, I'm already rich, and I don't want to give money to you. 

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