The one with all the haste

                                    

                                          
It was my third night in the new place and I was woken up by a guy who was singing in the apartment opposite.
"Morning's here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here! The morning's here!" He carried on.
I had enough and shot up out of bed. "HEY!! Do you have to do that? It's Saturday!"
"Oh come on! Morning's here!" He started to sing again. "Morning's here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!"
I slammed my window shut and stormed into the living room, where Joey and Monica were eating breakfast.
"I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!"
"Are you kidding? I love that guy! Morning's here! Morning is here—" joey sung.
"Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small."
"Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did."
"Monica, you don't even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!"
"Y'know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!"
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
"Okay."
"See, this is a great apartment." Joey adds
"Shut up! This place is a hole!" Monica shouts whilst hugging me.
(In Joey and chandler's new apartment-well it's ours really)
"Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?" Monica asks
"Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I don't belong here."" Chandler jokes.
"You have Knicks tickets?" Joey asks
"Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me." I told them.
"Yeah, apparently, they're pretty good seats."
"Yeah."
Joey looks at the tickets. "Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!"
"Do you guys want these?" I wave them in their face.
Phoebe and Rachel are just sat on the couch watching us bicker.
"Yeah!"
"Yeah we do!"
"Ohh, well you got 'em."
"All right!"
"Just give us our apartment back!" I snap.
"Boy! I didn't see that coming!" Rachel laughs.
"Are you serious?"
"Oh, come on! We know what these are worth."
"Yeah, what, do you think we're stupid?" Monica said.
"You're not stupid. You're meaner than I thought." Joey moans.
"What do you say?"
"Forget it! Okay, I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!"
"You're bachelor pad?!" Phoebe says.
"Have you even had a girl up here?" Rach asks them.
"No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time."
"Yeah, you do!"