I Go Snowboarding With A Pig (Piper)

                                    

                                          
[We'd arrived... there first."]
"I don't think I've heard of the Nereus guy," Hazel said.
"I definitely would not recommend meeting him if you can avoid it," I said.
"He is very wise, Perseus," Athena said.
"Oh, sure. The smell is just not worth it," I told her.
"What does he smell like?" Leo asked.
"You don't want to know," I told him.
[I tried... us directions."]
"You're seriously splitting up?" Will asked.
"Yes," Thalia said.
"Have you never seen a horror movie? Splitting up is when something bad happens!" He exclaimed.
Thalia sighed, "Yes, I have seen plenty of horror movies. But this is real life, not a movie."
"Still pretty horrifying," I muttered.
[We agreed... checking anyway."]
Will shook his head in disappointment.
"Oh, please. Nothing happened from splitting up," Thalia said exasperated.
[I let... the immortality."]
"That sounds nice," Reyna said softly.
"It is," Thalia told her.
[I stared... did her."]
"It has done me plenty good," Annabeth told me.
"Sure it has," I said skeptically.
She sighed, kissed my cheek and said, "We'll talk about this later."
["Don't blame... Nightshade, anyway]
"That's because Bianca didn't join because of a bad romantic experience," Artemis said. "All of my Hunt joins for different reasons."
"I can understand that," I told her.
["So what's... for them]
"No offense, Nico, but even by normal demigod standards, your story is very strange," Will said.
"Trust me, I know," Nico told him.
["So you've... was saying]
Nico sighed behind me, but stayed quiet.
["Zoe seems... giving me]
"So, G-man, why'd you get me hot chocolate instead of coffee?" I asked teasingly.
"Because you were 14 and I felt that was too young to drink coffee. If it makes you feel better, I'll get you one once we're done here," he said.
"Nah, that's OK. I've never been much of a coffee drinker," I told him.
["We should... real whiskers]
"What's happening?" Frank asked, concerned.
"A sign from Pan," Grover said a little sadly.
"Really?" Jason asked.
Grover nodded slightly.
[Grover collapsed... of here."]
"I told you!" Will said.
"It wasn't like a horror movie! If anything, us splitting up ended up being more like Scooby Doo," Thalia said.
I sighed, "Piper, just read please."
[We made... at me]
"It's kind of cool," Mom told me.