Chapter Five

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Season one Episode four
No man's land

"Uh, excuse me! EXCUSE ME!" Honey hears as she pulls a pair of jeans and a top out of the closet with a yawn

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"Uh, excuse me! EXCUSE ME!" Honey hears as she pulls a pair of jeans and a top out of the closet with a yawn. The woman sighs to herself, since gaining two new roommates there hasn't been a peaceful morning.

After getting dressed she heads downstairs to make herself coffee and small talk with Meredith when the blonde notices Izzie approaching, "Hello, kitty."

"What the hell is he shouting about now?" Honey asks the blonde as she makes herself some oatmeal.

"He doesn't want me walking around in my underwear while he's naked."

"Well, I enjoy walking around in my shorts and a bra," Honey says.

The roommates then decide to carpool together and arrive at the hospital together. Jumping out of Honey's Cadillac Escalade in the parking lot, George states, "You don't understand. Me gonads, you ovaries."

"Oh, that reminds me. We need more tampons."
Honey tells George.

"You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear when I'm naked in the shower."

"Can you add it to your list, please?" Izzie asks.

"What?" George questions.

"Tampons," Izzie tells him.

Meredith nods, "To the list, it's your turn."

"I am a man! I don't buy girl products! I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower, and I don't want to see you in your underwear." George complained.

"It doesn't bother me, ok? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time. It's no big deal." Izzie tells him.

"Exactly my father bought me pads and tampons all the time and he had no problem with it." Honey said as they make their way into the hospital.

"You are the first person they see in the morning. You say please. You say thank you. You apologize for waking them up." Bailey tells the interns as they are gathered in the locker room.

Alex walks in late, earning himself a glare from their resident. Bailey continues, "You make them feel good about you. Why is that important? Cause then they'll talk to you and tell you what's wrong. Why is that important? Because then you can tell you're attending what they need to know during rounds. And why is that important? Because if you make your resident look bad, she'll torture you until you beg for your mama. Now get out there— I want pre-rounds done by 5:30 am." She finishes.

"Now get out there I want pre-rounds done by 5:30 am."

Alex walks up to Izzie, "Morning, Dr. Model."

Izzie shoots him a glare, "Dr. Evil Spawn."

"Ooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for those catalogs?"

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