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Tink: "I know we've always had this
unspoken rivalry."
Wendy: "It's not a rivalry, you're
just always mean to me. And it's not
unspoken, you talk about it all the
time."
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Bae: "What's up guys? l'm back."
Wendy: "What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die."
Bae: "Death is a social construct"
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[phone rings]
Rufio: *picking it up* "what's up?"
killer: "i see you"
Rufio:
killer:
Rufio:
killer:
Rufio: "do i look good?"
killer:
Rufio: *laughing* "what kind of question is that, of COURSE I DO"
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Felix: "so yeah, Christine is
the mother of the Batmobile, just
kinda fits ya know"
Tigerlily: "what the-"
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Wendy : "Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes"
Felix: "I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD."
Wendy: "Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?"
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Peter: *holding a python* Guys I impulsively bought & snake, what do I name him
Felix: "You did WHAT-"
Wendy: "William Snakepeare"
Peter: "I don't get it." 
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Wendy: "Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Peter?"
Peter: ..." No."
Rufio:"I do!"
Wendy: "I know, Rufio"
Rufio: "I'm sad!"
Wendy: "I know, Rufio" 
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Peter: "okay, Bird, you relax"
Wendy:" I won't relax, i live in perpetual fear"
Peter: ..."of what?"
Wendy:" the horrors"
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Henry: "I've seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly"
Wendy: "more than just the ones in masks." *eyeing rumple*
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Peter: "Ow fuck, I cut my finger"
Wendy, concerned: "Give it here, let me kiss it better"
Peter: * blushing furiously* "Oh- um- yeah, no-sure-"
*the next day*
Peter: " Felix, I need you to punch me
in the mouth."
Felix: "no?"
Peter: "please it's important"
Rufio: "I mean, I wil-" 
Felix: "No-"