Halloween incorrect quotes

                                    

                                          
(In honor of Halloween, have a special Halloween edition of incorrect quotes)
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Peter: "Accidentally went and got
killed yesterday but the gods won't
let me die so I'm back."
Hook: "not even they want your bullshit" 
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Jim: "Here's some advice"
Wendy: "I didn't ask for any"
Jim: "Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me"
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Wendy: "This is such a bad idea"
Alice: "Then why are you coming along?"
Wendy: "One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong."
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Rufio: "That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut.."
Felix: You would eat yourself?
Rufio: "I wouldn't even question it."
Felix: *walking away* "I was kidding"
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Wendy: "You saved me. I owe you my life."
Felix: "No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed"
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Bae:" Alice and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us"
Wendy : *Sighing* "What did she do?
Bae: "she chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and.."
Alice: "Who wants a steering wheel?"
Wendy: "ALICE KINGSLEY HATT-"
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Peter: "You have to apologize to Wendy"
Tink: *crossing her arms*
Tink: "Fine."
Tink: "Unfuck you' or whatever"
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Wendy: "Can we go to a haunted house?"
Tink: "What's wrong with the one we live in?"
Wendy: "Wh-what?"
Tink: "Goodnight, Darling" ; )
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Wendy: "So what are your religious
beliefs?"
Peter: "I think Pikachu would be a
lot more powerful if he had a gun"
Wendy: "pika what?"
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Wendy: "if we were in a horror movie would you protect me from the killer?"
Peter: "yes, of course, wendy bird"
Tink: *watching from the doorway* "hey, Felix if we were in a horror movie would you protect me from the killer?"
Felix: "Tink- if we were in a horror movie. we'd be the killers?? why the fuck would i protect you from yourself??
Tink: *nodding* 
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Peter: "I just wanted one normal
Halloween where I could gorge myself on candy and murder people"
Peter: * gesturing to the horde of
people attempting to kill him* "I
didn't sign up for this".
Hook: *in the front, leading the horde* : "suffer you immortal little shit"