February 24thth, 8:30 AM
STRAY KIDS
ilovehyunjin: OH YOU'RE KILLING ME
ilovefelix: YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT EASY
ilovehyunjin: TOO BUSY DECEIVING AND CHEATING AND LYING AND COMPETING
ilovefelix: TO KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU AREEE
pizzaslice: wow that's the first time you two didn't wake us up at 2:34 in the morning
ilovefelix: we overslept lmao
ilovehyunjin: we'll wake everyone up at midnight tomorrow dw
Jisuck: gang, if i had a nose bleed for the past 10 minutes could i die of blood loss?
Jisuck: hypothetically obviously
leeknow: WTF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU'RE NOSE ARE YOU OKAY?
Jisuck: IM OKAY DW LMAO
ilovefelix: did you run into a wall or something???
Jisuck: no lol i woke up and my sheets were RED
Jisuck: i thought i was having a period until i remembered i was a dude
leeknow: you need me to come over??
Jisuck: no no no you're at work its fine
leeknow: you sure?
Jisuck: dont worry bae, i won't die from blood loss <33
leeknow: ...okay
urworstnightmare joined the chat
seungtheman: wtf is this
ilovefelix: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??? ANSWER ME!!!!!
urworstnightmare: Ding Dong I Know You Can Hear Me
leeknow: huh?
Jisuck: no we cant lol
urworstnightmare: Open Up the Door
urworstnightmare: I Only Want to Play a Little
Jisuck: what kind of play?? 😏😏😏
pizzaslice: bro shut up
urworstnightmare: Ding Dong You Can't Keep Me Waiting
ilovehyunjin: WAITING FOR WHAT?
ilovefelix: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WAHHH
urworstnightmare: Its Already Too Late For You To Try and Run Away
pizzaslice: why would I run away from you powerless creature?
Jisuck: how bro felt after saying that ☠️🫄😈☠️⛓️😈⛓️
pizzaslice: fuck you
savagefetus: omg did we do something wrong?
seungtheman: bro what the fuck did you jackasses do this time
oldmanchan: JISUNG, EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW
Jisuck: WTF I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
urworstnightmare: I See You Through the Window, Our Eyes Are Locked Together
Jisuck: OMG OMG I JUST SAW SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW
seungtheman: no you didn't lmao
Jisuck: NO LIKE ACTUALLY
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
