Five: The End of Twerk. Part Two.

                                    

                                          
Later that night, the school board was in the auditorium, including Will...
"Motion approved to dig up the school parking lot and move the Indian bones. Now the McKinley School Board calls to the podium "Teacher of the Year..." what is this a typo? William Schuester."
"Thank you, Superintendent, and a very good evening to everyone. We really appreciate you moving this meeting of the school board to the auditorium, where you can hear and see our case. Now, as you all know, Sue Sylvester has recently banned a dance known as twerking from McKinley." Will says.
"You call it twerking? I call it dance porn."
"Well, that's exactly what people once said about an outrageous new dance called the waltz." Will says, motioning to the curtain, and it opened. "It was considered indecent because a man and woman were actually clutching each other as they whirled around the ballroom."
Sam and Ashleigh did the waltz on the stage.
"In the 1920s, rebellious jazz babies shocked society by kicking up their heels to the Charleston. In the '50s, everyone was scandalised by Elvis's pelvis." Will tells them.
Ryder appeared on the stage, doing Elvis's dance.
"And then came a flood of dirty dancing. The twist, the pony. And heaven forbid the mashed potato, all considered scandalous and sinful then." Will said.
A few school board members bopped their heads.
"With time and distance thought of as quaint and innocent even." Said Will.

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
"In the '80s came the most forbidden dance of them all, the Lambada. Spawning national outrage and two not-so-great movies. And now it's twerking." Will tells them.
Everyone on the stage began twerking.

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
"I guarantee you that in 20 years, twerking will be considered a silly nostalgic dance. So, I ask you. Do you want to be on the right side of musical history?" Asked Will.
A few of the school board members smiled slightly.
The next morning, Will walked into Sue's office...