It was Halloween night. Everyone is getting ready to go trick or treating. MePhone was finishing putting on his costume. Then 4 came out of his portal also dressed up in his costume.
4: ARGH!! Ye Scallywag Better Hand Me Your Booty!! For I Am One Eye Blouie! I've Fought Sharks And Killed Other Pirates!! I Lost Me Arm From Fighting Those Scurvy Dogs! That's Why Me Arm Is Now A Pirate Hook!!
MePhone4: Ye Can't Get Me Treasure! For I Am Captain Azul! Seadog Of All The Land!! I've Killed A Lot Of Bilge-Sucking Buccaneers If They Try To Steal Me Booty!! And I'll Do It Again With My Cutlass!!
4: ARGH!! Then Let's Take Our Cutlasses And Fight Then!!
MePhone4: ARGH!! Man-O-War!!!
*Then 4 and MePhone brought out their toy swords and started swinging them around and hitting them. Then MePhone poked 4 on the chest.*
4: Oof! I've Been Hit!! This Is The End For One Eye Blouie!! I'm Slowly Dying!
*Then he falls to the ground.*
4: I see the light! Before I go, tell my husband I loved him!! Bleh!
*Then he fakes his death. Then he looks at MePhone. Then they both giggled.*
MePhone4: Aw man we were good!
4: We sure were! We'll definitely get all the candy with these costumes!
MePhone4: Yeah!...... Hey where'd you get the parrot?
4: Oh yeah. This is my toy Parrot. His name is Spanky!
MePhone4: Why is it name Spanky?
4: He's named Spanky because there are times where he's a really bad bird! And if he's doing something bad! He gets a spanking!!
MePhone4:..... Wow..... That's a..... reason..... Well what are we waiting for!!? Let's Go Get Some Candy!!
4: Yeah!!
Life Ring: Not So Fast!!
*That's when they turned around and saw nine kids.*
MePhone4: Uhhh what are you guys doing- Wait How Did You Know Where I Live!!?..... And How'd You Get Into My Room!!
Cabby: To answer the last two, I have a file of all addresses of everyone I know. And you left your window open while you were in the shower. We just hid in your closet until it was the perfect time.
Silver Spoon: And I'll answer what was going to be the first question! I believe a payment is in order!!
MePhone4: Payment!!?
The Floor: Yeah we were kind of hoping after we found your friend the last time, we would get something out of it?
Blueberry: Yeah! Now pay up!
MePhone4: Well I don't have much money to pay all nine of you!
Clover: Oh you are very silly. We don't want your money.
Goo: Yeah! We want some of your Halloween candy!
Candle: Specifically 50% of it!
4: Heck No We're Not Giving-
MePhone4: Shush shush shush. I got this. Make it 40%!
Tea Kettle: 45%!
MePhone4: 30%!
Silver Spoon: 35%
MePhone4: 20%!
Kids: Hmmmmm.
Cabby: Make it 20% and that has to be... Full Size Candy Bars!!
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Host Home Daze: Halloween Insanity
HumorTime to see what some of our campers at their home when the spookiest month comes around!! There will be chaos! There will be costumes! There will be something spooky! And something super! Enjoy the Halloween special!