Costumes

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It was Halloween night. Everyone is getting ready to go trick or treating. MePhone was finishing putting on his costume. Then 4 came out of his portal also dressed up in his costume.

4: ARGH!! Ye Scallywag Better Hand Me Your Booty!! For I Am One Eye Blouie! I've Fought Sharks And Killed Other Pirates!! I Lost Me Arm From Fighting Those Scurvy Dogs! That's Why Me Arm Is Now A Pirate Hook!!

MePhone4: Ye Can't Get Me Treasure! For I Am Captain Azul! Seadog Of All The Land!! I've Killed A Lot Of Bilge-Sucking Buccaneers If They Try To Steal Me Booty!! And I'll Do It Again With My Cutlass!!

4: ARGH!! Then Let's Take Our Cutlasses And Fight Then!!

MePhone4: ARGH!! Man-O-War!!!

*Then 4 and MePhone brought out their toy swords and started swinging them around and hitting them. Then MePhone poked 4 on the chest.*

4: Oof! I've Been Hit!! This Is The End For One Eye Blouie!! I'm Slowly Dying!

*Then he falls to the ground.*

4: I see the light! Before I go, tell my husband I loved him!! Bleh!

*Then he fakes his death. Then he looks at MePhone. Then they both giggled.*

MePhone4: Aw man we were good!

4: We sure were! We'll definitely get all the candy with these costumes!

MePhone4: Yeah!...... Hey where'd you get the parrot?

4: Oh yeah. This is my toy Parrot. His name is Spanky!

MePhone4: Why is it name Spanky?

4: He's named Spanky because there are times where he's a really bad bird! And if he's doing something bad! He gets a spanking!!

MePhone4:..... Wow..... That's a..... reason..... Well what are we waiting for!!? Let's Go Get Some Candy!!

4: Yeah!!

Life Ring: Not So Fast!!

*That's when they turned around and saw nine kids.*

MePhone4: Uhhh what are you guys doing- Wait How Did You Know Where I Live!!?..... And How'd You Get Into My Room!!

Cabby: To answer the last two, I have a file of all addresses of everyone I know. And you left your window open while you were in the shower. We just hid in your closet until it was the perfect time.

Silver Spoon: And I'll answer what was going to be the first question! I believe a payment is in order!!

MePhone4: Payment!!?

The Floor: Yeah we were kind of hoping after we found your friend the last time, we would get something out of it?

Blueberry: Yeah! Now pay up!

MePhone4: Well I don't have much money to pay all nine of you!

Clover: Oh you are very silly. We don't want your money.

Goo: Yeah! We want some of your Halloween candy!

Candle: Specifically 50% of it!

4: Heck No We're Not Giving-

MePhone4: Shush shush shush. I got this. Make it 40%!

Tea Kettle: 45%!

MePhone4: 30%!

Silver Spoon: 35%

MePhone4: 20%!

Kids: Hmmmmm.

Cabby: Make it 20% and that has to be... Full Size Candy Bars!!

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