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mattheo
guys I fucked up
pansy
why is always the 'I fucked up'
text when u text us once in 
a while?
daphne
seriously what did u do this time?
blaise
guys guys guys
blaise
it's mattheo, so something super
fucked up and stupid
mattheo
well this time it was an accident but 
I'm kind of afraid now
draco
you got on snapes nerves again?
mattheo
i wish
enzo
what happen?
mattheo 
i sent a stranger, more like someone 
who is also at Hogwarts a dick pic 
and they know who I am 
mattheo
because they're a fucking control 
freak who wants everything organized
mattheo
even contacts name
pansy
WHAT?! IM DEAD 
blaise
NO WAY YOU FUCKER
HAHA DESERVES IT
enzo
I'm saving everyone's contacts
too though it's more clearer 🧑‍🦯
daphne
ewww imagine it's a sweet girl
who's now traumatized 
theo
HAHAHA
theo
well who is this lucky guy who
got to see your dick?
mattheo
that's the problem idiot, I don't know 
mattheo
do you guys know who this is:
44-xxx-xxxx-(xxx)?
pansy
NO WAY
daphne
ofc you don't know who that is
theo
huh who is it?
blaise
yeah who? Now I'm curious 
enzo
me too
draco
for the first time I'm curious 
too, who's the lucky one now?

mattheo 
you girls know them?
pansy
uh duh, she's the sweetest person 
I know and me and daphne won't 
tell you guys because she doesn't 
need to be involved with any of you!
daphne
yeah!
mattheo 
she? it's a girl who saw my dick?
draco
funny I thought you've already 
fucked everyone in school 
and at least you kept the numbers
pansy
that's exactly why we won't 
tell her name! 
mattheo
come one! I just want to be sure
she delete it and won't use it 
against me
theo
guys please help that guy out
pansy
if she says she deletes it, then
you can be sure she deleted it
pansy
100%
mattheo
it's not really convincing, I just
need to make sure myself 
mattheo
my life is in dangerous here
mattheo
guys help
enzo
okay, 1. it's a girl and 2. the girls
clearly know her well, so probs
our year
blaise
3. she's the sweetest and she isn't 
involved in drama 
theo
4. she's trustworthy because of 
pants statement
draco
lol and you haven't sleep with her
enzo
so according to everything 
we only have 8 possible girls
enzo
hermione
luna
lavender
hannah
emma 
cho
astoria
or lydia
mattheo
yeah cho and hannah though... 
enzo
I didn't know that, when?
mattheo 
not important rn
draco
it's not hermione, I've her number
because we had a project together 
once though
blaise
it's not luna either, she would've told me
pansy
just drop it guys, she won't use
it against you nott, i know her
mattheo 
so only lavender, emma, astoria or lydia
daphne
only 6 girls you haven't sleep
with in school? how high is 
your bodycount?
mattheo
none of ya business 
daphne
oh like it's none of ya business who
that girl is huh?
draco
it's not lavender either, daphne and 
pansy hate her
pansy
that's a lie, I just don't like her
mattheo
so lydia, astoria or emma?
draco
astoria would've bragged about 
this by now though...
theo
I can ask emma, she has a 
crush on me
daphne
she has not
theo
yeah then why does she blushes 
everytime I smile at her?
daphne
don't flatter yourself 
mattheo
ask her! just hope it's none of them 
both, emma is too much of a attention 
seeker and lydia is creepy 
daphne
oh and you're so much better
too judge? take care of your 
behavior first
pansy
you think you're better? nah
only your Looks won't get you 
anywhere, riddle
draco
geez do you guys are on your days?
mattheo
I judge who I ever want
pansy
maybe that's why you only
have one nights stands, you
can't do more
pansy
do you want to die alone?
mattheo
fuck ya, I'm outta here
pansy
knew you couldn't take the
truth, maybe change for 
yourself if you don't want 
to end up alone, riddle

 















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