UN: Italy!
Italy: Ciao!
UN: I have a question for you!
Italy: Finally! What is it?
UN: How do you feel about containing two smaller nations?
Italy: Other countries find it strange, but I like them being there! San Marino always tells me stories about Grandad Rome and he's very good at cooking things with me! Vatican is nice too, but he can be quite strict with me if he's in a bad mood... He acts like he's my dad... But he tells really good stories about the medieval era! I like looking after the two old men! It means I never feel lonely!
UN: Aww! So, do you look after them most of the time?
Italy: Pretty much! They're both getting older now and they need my help with some things... But they help me out, too!
UN: With what?
Italy: Cooking, cleaning, gardening, cleansing the house of evil spirits...
UN: EVIL SPIRITS?!
Italy: Yeah... Sometimes my dad likes to 'visit' me...
UN: Ah- Well, goodbye!
Italy: Bye!
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
