USA: Hey, UN?
UN: Hello, Ame! You're early for the meeting! That's unusual!
USA: I have a question-
UN: OK!
USA: Do you enjoy our walks?
UN: Yes... but when we go, please stop saying it like I'm your dog...
USA: What do you mean?
UN: 'Walkies'!
USA: But it's cute! And you always come running to me like an adorable puppy!
UN: I'M NOT YOUR PET!
USA: UNITED NATIONS, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
UN: I want to move out...
EU: US, maybe start treating UN like an adult human being?
USA: He doesn't appreciate me!
UN: EU, can I stay with you for a while?
EU: Sure! I have a spare room!
USA: Fine. I'm leaving.
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
