Australia's animals

                                    

                                          
UN: Australia! We have a question for you!!
Australia: Yeah Mate?
UN: so tell us, how do you like your animals? Such as kangaroos, snakes and spiders?
Australia: oh I love'em! Their so pretty and exotic!
UN: oh that's reasonable!
Australia: I also love scaring America with my spiders!
UN: nevermind....
Australia: just watch! *Walks over to America*hey Ame! Look! *pulls out tarantula*
America: wha- AAAAHHHH!!!!!! *runs*
Australia: oh C'mon Ame! It's just a little spider! *Runs after him*
America:GET IT AWAYY!!!!
UN: why is it always so chaotic...
*France, Britain, Canada and New Zealand enter the room and see what's happening*
France: wais, non. *Leaves*
Britain: hell no, bloody hell I just want a relaxed day today. *Leaves*
New Zealand: Uhm... Do we go?
Canada: just pretend you didn't see them....
*Canada and NZ leave*
America: DONT LEAVE ME!!!! TRATORSS!!!!!
Australia: BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
UN: you know what? You deal with this NATO.*leaves*
NATO: WHY ME?!
America:NATO HELPP!!!!
(so I'm not sure what happened but I basically went and got ice cream with New Zealand. Yeah just ask NATO or something...)
-UN
Translations:
French:
Wais, non = yeah, no