Chapter 22

                                    

                                          
Chapter 22

◎The joy of drawing cards◎

"March here today, stop and camp to rest."

Augustine looked at the magnificent meteor shower above the sky, and ordered in a deep voice.

The Elven King appeared next to him at some point, and said slowly, "This meteor shower seems unusual." 
Augustine: "?"

He said with interest, "The one who can do this is probably only the one above the stars."

Without the Elf King saying his name, Augustine already knew who it was.

But he still didn't understand: "It's just...why would He do this? Even if a god creates such a grand meteor shower, it will consume some divine power." 
"Maybe it's to please girls." The Elf King plucked the lyre in his hand, and said in an erratic tone.

Augustine thought for a moment, then shook his head seriously: "No, His Majesty must have his intentions in doing this. Maybe it involves a higher level of game, which is beyond the reach of mere mortals." 
The Elf King: "It seems It's not unreasonable..."

While the two were talking, a herald came on horseback from the direction of Wangcheng, and presented a gossip tabloid with both hands, "Your Majesty, today's newspaper you want.

" Augustine, who was pensive, smiled when he heard this.

The headline on the front page of the newspaper is very eye-catching:

["Overbearing Gods Love Fiercely" today's ending sprinkles sugar, sweet plot, don't regret it if you don't watch it]
 ["Five Big Brothers Shura Field for Me", a new work by an anonymous teacher, a dignified serialization! 】

Augustine took the newspaper in a good mood, returned to the camp, and quickly finished reading the ending of "The Overbearing God Is Loved Hardly" by candlelight.

"It's the expected happy ending." Augustine glanced roughly, his face getting more and more ugly, "The God of Light in the novel also uses meteor showers to please the heroine?"

"Could it be—" said the silver-haired emperor, strode out of the tent, and looked up at the far-reaching night. At this time, the number of meteors had decreased, but it was hard for him not to think about it.

"Could there be such a coincidence?" Augustine narrowed his emerald pupils, his eyes were cold.

"What are you looking at?" The elf king looked amused, "Let me read it too."

Augustine handed the newspaper to the elf, "You're right, maybe the gods who are high above you will also understand a mortal is special."

"Oh, your rival in love is actually a god~" The Elf King has already seen through everything, "Even so, do you still like her?" 
Augustine drooped his snow-white eyelashes, "Why don't you love her?" Her heart is moving, this is beyond my control."

He clenched the ritual long sword worn by his waist, raised his eyes to look at the distant starry sky, and the light in his eyes gradually became firm.

Compared with the ending of "The Overbearing God Is Loved Hardly", the Elf King is obviously more interested in his solicitation. He ignored the human emperor with complicated psychological activities, walked back to the camp, and read "Five Big Brothers Shura Field for Me" by candlelight.

Since it is the first serialization, "Five Big Brothers" exploded with tens of thousands of words, and the Elf King enjoyed watching it very much, expressing emotion from time to time.

"The heroine is so pitiful, my heart hurts."

"The Elf King, come out and save me!"

"Damn it, she was preempted by that guy Augustine."

"Ah? The heroine's true identity is actually that of the Dragon King's Daughter, I was worrying for nothing just now!!"

The simple and honest elf had never seen the "three-year period has come, and the Dragon King is back*" online routine, and she was fascinated by it, and said "it's so cool".

"Okay, give me a hard slap in the face!" The Elf King has a strong sense of substitution, "That's great! The Dragon King gave an order, and a hundred thousand dragon soldiers will take their daughter home and find her a son-in-law... no , son-in-law??"

"The five big bosses all secretly hid their identities and participated in the selection of this son-in-law." The Elf King scratched his head, "I can understand hiding their identities, after all, they are all big figures with heads and faces. I'm rushing to become a son-in-law, but I may not be able to be selected, and I will definitely be ridiculed secretly."

Augustine also walked into the tent at some point, and listening to the spoiler from the Elf King, he couldn't help asking: "So who did the heroine choose?" 
"The heroine is still hesitating, but the Dragon King already knows." The king read while watching, "The Dragon King thought to himself: That blond elf with a slightly protruding abdomen is obviously pregnant with his own daughter's child, so he is the only one..." 
The elf king stopped suddenly when he read this: "??? " Augustine held back his smile, and patted him on the shoulder: "As expected of her, the plots of the novels she wrote are so fresh and refined. I heard that this is your draft?"

 "I asked for the manuscript, but who knew she would write it like this! I don't want it! Isn't it because I didn't read the outline in advance and let the anonymous teacher do it? I won't do it next time..." 
"If we can keep her,these what's the point of giving?" Augustine was very conscious.

"Wake up, you are a human being. Human males cannot bear children at all, and only dragons can conceive babies of other races." 
The Elven King ruthlessly dismantled Augustine's fantasy.

Augustine: "?"

The priest also saw this issue of the newspaper.

He didn't even have to buy it himself, he hadn't finished reading what was confiscated from the nuns.

"Profanity, it's blasphemy!" The great priest hated the fact that the heroine of the novel pulled the God of Light from the altar, "One day, I will find out who the author is, and ask him/her to kneel in front of the statue and repent to me!"

See there was also an article "Five Big Brothers Shura Field for Me" at the back. The great priest couldn't hold back his curiosity and flipped through it casually.

Soon he was attracted by the too-advance cool point and the boy's plot, and watched while scolding.

"No way, this anonymous author has a grudge against me?"

"How could I become a son-in-law incognito for a dragon princess? I'm not interested in dragons at all. If I were to say I'm interested, the saint's face is more pleasing to the eye." 
"??? Even I haven't been elected yet, how amazing is it that the Elf King can have a baby?"

A bishop secretly probed, and whispered to the nun behind him: "Pass it on, the great priest is interested in the saint."

After the nun went back, she said to the apprentice nun she brought: "Pass it on, the great priest has a crush on the saint." 
The apprentice nun: "!!!" What melon did I eat? They are engaged in workplace romance in the temple, the temple routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside!

The saint in the gossip center is addicted to drawing cards at this time.

40 vicious points will be credited to the account. Of course, you have to spend it early to be happy.

With a big wave of Luo Ya's hand, she drew directly 4 times and ten consecutive times.

A golden light shone in front of her eyes, and the melodious reminder sounded non-stop.

[Congratulations to the host for getting the amethyst wand x1]

[Congratulations to the host for getting the rose dress x1]

[Congratulations for the host getting the pure white wedding dress x1]

[Congratulations for the host getting the summer cool sailor suit x1]

[Congratulations for the host getting the magic Flying carpet x1]

[Congratulations to the host for getting the rare alchemy potion x1]

...

Luo Ya is very satisfied, but these don't seem to be suitable as gifts for the God of Light.

At this moment, a dazzling light that belongs exclusively to SSR lights up!

[Congratulations to the host for getting the mysterious gift box x1]

Luo Ya clicked on the item details, and saw a description:

[Give it to your favorite TA, TA can definitely feel your romantic and enthusiastic feelings! ]

Although a little embarrassed, Luo Ya decided to let it go.

You can't give the women's clothing and wedding dress to God, can you? She was afraid of being hacked to death by God's punishment.

Moreover, he certainly doesn't care about magic wands, flying carpets, and alchemy potions.

Luo Ya put the [mysterious gift box] in front of the statue of the God of Light, and silently recited the sacrificial spell.

A white light lit up, and the [Mysterious Gift Box] really disappeared.

The God of Light accepted her gift! !

Luo Ya is very happy.

"Your Majesty, what's in the gift box, do you like it or not?" the girl asked expectantly.

The God of Light looked at the S'M Love/Fun suit in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"Do you want to see me wear it?"

He said after a long time.

As far as he knows, human beings send gifts for no other purpose than this.

Luo Ya, who is still out of the situation: "Wow, did you come up with beautiful clothes? Of course, everything you wear is handsome, I look forward to it!"

God of Light: "...?"