Kennys with Butters..... Stan is sick.... The school bus broke down... So here I am walking to school with dumbass jew..
"Hey Cartman?" Ugh tryna make conversation?
"What Kahl?"
"I just realized youre not a zombie anymore."
"Oh yea. That happened like a little before the party. I wasnt Pov-ing so I couldnt let the viewers know."
"Huh. Pov-ing.... Cartman!" Oh my god.
"What Jew?"
"The fanfic is still going!!"
"Huh?" Oh em gee it IS. Hiiii gays and gayises!
"Dude you thinks its cause of the weird stuff thats been going on?"
"You mean Dip being SUPER WEIRD and all those missing kids?"
"Yea maybe... Goddamnit what do we do?"
"I dont know! I mean im happy but im scared..."
"Oh god..."
"What Kahl??"
"Th-theyre doing it...OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL."
"NO. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO DIP IM GONNA THROW UP ALL MY BREAKFAST."
"Gross dude!"
So to sum up some time after Damien and Pip got together.... Things have been happening... THEYVE BEEN FUCKING ON EVERY INCH OF THE SCHOOL. I swear its not my fault... This fanfic isnt suppose to contain smut.... And to top it all off the only wat to get them to go somewhere private, cause they wont stop at all, Is for someone to shout,
"THERE ARE SEX TOYS IN (.....)"
This is scary. And another thing! Missing kids! First it was Bebe then it was Nichole then Clyde and Timmy and Red and.... Stan? No.... Hes been sick.... For 3 days... Holy shit.... What the fuck is going on..?
"Kahl you know all those missing kids?"
"Stans one of them huh...?"
"He might be? I hope hes okay... I MEAN NO I DONT WHY WOULD I-"
"Cartman what the hell did you do?!"
"It wasnt me I swear! I- ...."
Butters.... Butters is... Behind the school... We just.... Walked into.... Killing someone...
"STAN!!"
"....Ya tell anyone what ya saw and yer both next...."
No no no what the hells going on..??
"NO GET OFF OF STAN!!!"
"He isnt dead yet.... Let me finish the job..."
"NO LET HIM GO!!!"
"He shouldnt have messed with my Kenny.... Now he dies.... And if ya dont leave now yer gonna die too..."
"I DONT CARE!!"
Holy fucking shit- Im out. Im leaving I cant do this I need food I- Oh shit. Kenny! No no no if he sees what Butters is doing Butters is gonna blame me and FUCKING KILL ME.
"Mph mrfm! Mphm mph mrf? (Hey Cartman! You seen Butters anywhere?)"
Fuck.
"No. How about you go THAT WAY and not THIS WAY."
"Mph? Mphm mmrf mm? (Why? Whats over there?)"
"NOTHING JUST GO."
"Mm. Mhm mph. (No. I wanna see.)"
"If you dont ill give you 50 bucks."
"Mph. Mph. (Shit. Okay.)"
"I dont really have 50 bucks on me."
"Mph mm mrf. (Im going to see.)"
"NO!"
KENNYS GOING. I NEED TO GO TO SO I CAN TELL BUTTERS IT ISNT MY FAULT.
"Butters I-"
Oohhhhh my god. Kahl and Stan are dead. Butters is all bloody. This whole scene is bloody. Oh my goddd....
"M-mphm! (B-Butters!)"
"Kenny. Uh oh ya caught me... Do ya still love me?"
Hes walking over to Kenny....
"M-mm mph mrf-! (W-well yea but-!)"
"Then ya can help me hide the bodies."
Okay what the fuck is going on..? Now I see why this fanfic is still going... Dip is fucking sex obsessed and Bunny is fucking toxic as hell with Butters being a damn yanaday!
"Yandere."
"What?"
"Im not yanaday feller! Im a yandere!"
"I didnt even say that out loud..."
"Ya didnt have to..... EW IS THAT A USED CONDOM IT JUST FELL OUT OF THAT WINDOW-"
Fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Goddammit... Guess I got more work to do....
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