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solitary confinement

aiku
do u ever just get those itches on ur butt

shidou
all the time 🔥🔥

isagi
dont act like u dont sniff ur fingers after scratching

you
WTF???????

shidou
I DONT SNIFF MY FINGERS

chigiri
yall forgot about nagi and bachira
these 2 are the most prone to scratching n sniffing

reo
im too used to seeing it fr

bachira
WDYM??
ITS NAGI

nagi
what
doesnt everyone scratch their ass

isagi
no bro 😭

karasu
bud y u sniffing it

nagi
to check if its stinky ofc

you
NO SHIT ITLL BE STINKY???

shidou
my butt sweats too

otoya
no like actually it does sweat

hiori
there are sweat glands all over our bodies for a reason

karasu
i get swampy ass bro
my seat is all wet after a match

aiku
SOMEONE GETS ME

you
ok true
but do u ever realise that u probably have pubes on ur bum

kurona
what now.

shidou
LIKE ACTUALLY

otoya
i was shaving the other day and i didnt know my ass had hair

isagi
how tf are yall getting hair on ur ass

you
just admit that ur a whore isagi
i know that u wax ur ass

hiori
i dont think he can beat those allegations

isagi
I LITERALLY DONT WAX??

bachira
why ur globes so shiny then
do u polish

karasu
LMFOAOASOAO

reo
WHAT????

isagi
goodnight

aiku
ok but srs my ass gets so wet all the time
like i always gotta do that squeaky clean move to wipe

niko
please stop doing it

otoya
aiku bro its embarrassing 💀
u literally just take a towel and shove it inbetween ur ass cheeks and start doing that goofy ass move

you
bro needs to get into that tight spot 😫😫

kurona
im very sure theres shit stains on his towels

aiku
there arent any
stop harassing me and my butt 😢

sae
shut up and go shave ur hairy butthole.
theres a tutorial on yt.

shidou
WHAT HAVE U EVEN BEEN WATCHIGN

sae
content

rin
he watched taxi driver ofc he'd like buttholes.
the mc watches porn on the big screen in the cinema
he even told me once that he likes the physique of asses

you
LMFKAOAOA IR EMEMBER THAT
THERE WAS A RUMOUR IN SCHOOL ABOUT IT

chigiri
i just know rin was forced to watch it with sae

rin
glad that someone knows

replying to y/n: there was a rumour...
sae
dont even start.

karasu
NO PLS KEEP GOING

you
BRO THE GIRLS WERE ASKING HIM TO RATE THEM NONSTOP
MIND U THEY WERE ONLY 13

kurona
god that makes it even worse

shidou
and he gropes my ass every night 😮‍💨😮‍💨

sae
im in spain 😐

shidou
im using my imagination 😁

replying to sae: theres a tutorial..
hiori
its that guy right
that put nair on his ass

sae
yeah

you
DONT EVEN TALK ABT IT LMFOAAO

sae
why too sensitive?

you
shut up twinky
he literally flashes us his ass 3 seconds into the video

sae
awwwww
ig ur sensitive afterall
thats so cute of you

shidou
WDF WHY DONT U TEXT TME LIKE THAT

sae
its called mocking.

you
i hope u tear ur acl

chigiri
ouch

karasu
bro reminded him of his incident 🤣

sae
kys

rin
😐 wtaf

otoya
enemies to lovers fr

you
thats the last thing i want
rin is SLIGHTLY better

rin
🗣️

sae
😂

you
youre just another gramps arent you

sae
im not like that goblin looking guy.

aiku
i just bought nair
whys it so spicy

karasu
its mean to be spicy dawg 😭
if not how u gonna get rid of that hair

aiku
BRO IT HURTS

hiori
wipe it off???

otoya
bros the epitome of dumb fr

kurona
now that towel has shit stains and nair

aiku
bro my hair is gone

isagi
thats what nair is supposed to do????

shidou
SHARE SOME W ME BRO
I NEED IT TOO
I HATE SWAMPY ASS

aiku
HELP ME OUT FIRST DAMN

karasu
HOW???????????

aiku
IDK WASH IT OFF

otoya
WE ARE NOT GONNA TOUCH UR ASS

aiku
WHY??
ARENT WE HOMIES

karasu
IT DONT WORK LIKE THAT

shidou
bro..
sorry ur not my pookie 🤷

aiku
MY ASS IS BURNING

sae
told u im not like him.

you
ok old hag

sae
we are the same age.

you
im 2 days younger 😁

sae
and rin is 2 years younger than you.

you
i told u hoes so many times
i do NOT like rin hes a minor and i'm 18.

rin
okay
see u in 2 years.

rin deleted a message

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9/7/23

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