Chapter 6: The Chapter That Is Completely Unnecessary But Is Very Deep

                                    

                                          
I walked side-by-side with Josh Hutcherson out of the Sgtruihfnuiriuiilndimrsdkleghuiy room and back into the dining room. I thought about the time they had spent together so far. She realized that this may end soon.
"Josh?" I said, cutely. "Yes, Emmursynne?" he responded. In this moment I wanted more than anything to be with Josh forever, to wed him, to be married. Even though I'm only sixteen, and Josh Hutcherson was thirty, it didn't matter. Age is just a number, after all. 
But I couldn't say any of this to Josh. I needed to play hard-to-get, act aloof to make sure he loved me more. But that would be nigh impossible, for I loved Josh Hutcherson more than anything in the world. There was the sensational band One Direction, but I couldn't be married to all of them at once. Also, I couldn't be just married to one of them, because then the others would feel left out.
Love was a sus thing, I realized. On top of being good at everything and the main character, I am very deep. One of the things I loved to do in my spare time was look at Bart Simpson memes on Facebook, and write fanfics about Josh Hutcherson and I in wacky situations. By the way, if you're wondering about what I just said, no, this is not a fanfic, everything here is real.
Anyways, I have realized many things from being so deep. I only read motivational books either written by or suggested by the sensational band One Direction. To show you an example of how deep I am, I have actually ended up on r/im14andthisisdeep on more than 12 occasions. And, obviously if you didn't know, r/im14andthisisdeep is a subreddit dedicated to finding the deepest content on the Internet, and it is considered an honor to end up on there.
Since I am unable to put pictures into Wattpad, I shall describe to you one of the posts that got me onto that subreddit:
It was a beautifully-crafted picture of Bart Simpson crying, with the text When u realize ur entire lives is just 2 get guests to ur funeral. The grammatical mistakes in "you" and "your" were on purpose to add relatability and edge. I received several nice, supporting comments on that post, such as Bro thinks she's deeper than the Mariana Trench and*Laughing emoji* *Laughing emoji* U R SO FUNNY! *Laughing emoji* I never really goy the second one, because this is serious and edgy, but maybe it's like sarcasm or something.
Finally, there was, the most deep of all, was the movies I watched. I never enjoyed any of that commercially available, well-produced shlock (other than any film that includes Josh Hutcherson or members of the sensational band One Direction). I only watched obscure deep movies in black-and-white that are deep and require several watchings to understand. If you think you're deep and only watch surface-level stuff like Garfield 2: A Tale of 2 Kitties or Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, then we can't be friends.
So, that's all I wanted to say. I'm deep and stuff.