October 7th, 7:30 PM
Felixburg
dumbass: OHHHH
Felly: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
dumbass: SPONGE BOB SQUARE-
dumbass: FUCK
Felly: i'm sorry i couldn't resist it-
dumbass kicked Felly out of the chat
dumbass left the chat
oldmanchan: ....what?
pizzaslice: well, they're gone lol
Meanho: was that meant to be some type of lyric prank or-?
savagefetus: don't know, don't care
Jisuck: btw minho, remember the stray cat i mentioned not too long ago? i decided to steal him and take him home!
Meanho: wait how do you know it doesn't belong to someone
dumbass and Felly rejoined the chat
dumbass: OHHH
Felly: YOU NEVER BEEN TO HEAVEN
dumbass: HAVE YOU
Felly: OOH, THIS THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
dumbass: I MIGHT JUST GIVE YOU A BITE OF THE SWEETEST PIE
Felly: OOH BABY WE CAN GO FAST-
Meanho: JISUNG, that fat cat probably belongs to someone!
Jisuck: so? mine now. im gonna get him a collar and stuff
dumbass: FINE, ruin our singing. stupid gay people.
savagefetus: your singing was ass anyway
Felly: ;-;
oldmanchan: jisung, i dont think that's how it works. you can't just claim random cats.
Jisuck: watch me, you old fart.
oldmanchan: *sigh* kids these days
Jisuck: kk what should i name him
pizzaslice: name the cat something scary and dark
seungtheman: nah name it something elegant and cute
Felly: OMG NAME HIM AFTER AN ANIME CHARACTER
savagefetus: imagine minding your own business and seeing some kid running after a fat old cat named 'akutagawa'
Felly: OMG BUNGO STRAY DOGS?
savagefetus: OMG OMG LITERALLY THE MOST UNDERRATED ANIME EVER
Felly: I HAVE A CRUSH ON CHUUYA
savagefetus: POE THOO
Felly: rich, angry redheads >>>
dumbass: oh
Jisuck: ANYGAYS i have made up a name for the cat!
Meanho: please make it something dignified or i will drive over to your house and boil you alive.
seungtheman: watch jisung name him after a vegetable
Jisuck: i have named him....drumroll please
Felly: *drumrolls*
pizzaslice: *drumrolls*
seungtheman: *drumrolls*
savagefetus: *drumrolls*
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
