The Top Gear / the Grand Tour A/B/O series no one asked for.
A collection of one-shots of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, and their young alpha, Elyza "Lizzy" Nole.
Just a little thing based on The Grand Tour - Eurocrash.
Enjoy!
~ Candy
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She's not sure what the hell James is up to now as she watches him pull over onto the side of the road in the Crosley, before he's getting out and slamming the door shut. And he doesn't look pleased at all. Not that she really blames him, she would be too if she were him.
Pulling up behind the Crosley, she watches as James makes his way over, and opens the driver's door before she even gets the chance to.
"Out." He says. "I've had enough of driving that piece of shit."
"That's not in the rules, May, and you know it." She says.
The backup car is only here for if one of the three star cars breaks down, not for when James, Jeremy, or Richard decide that they've had enough of driving the cars they've brought. And quite honestly, all three of them usually do everything in their power to avoid driving the backup cars.
Especially one that says "Titties 'n' Beer" on the sides....
The ride in the Crosley must be bad if James is willingly wanting to drive this car.
In truth though, Lizzy isn't exactly the fondest of having to be the one to drive this car. It looks terrible, and the ride is horrible. She'd quite honestly be happy to not have to drive the damn thing. The only thing it has going for it compared to the Crosley is the fact that it doesn't have a high speed of 38mph.
"Don't care, now get out." James says, throwing his small yellow backpack into the passenger's seat, narrowly missing Lizzy. "Out!"
"Okay, okay, I'm getting out!" Lizzy relents, getting out as James tugs on her shirt to get her to hurry up. "You're just in a foul mood cause you missed the Prisoners of War camp."
She guarantees that's precisely what's really got him in a foul mood more than the Crosley. And considering she's missed it too in having to stay with James in case the backup car needs to be used... if the Crosley blows up, not just if James had had enough of the thing, she understands his foul mood completely. Because she too was looking forward to looking around the camp.
But not nearly as much as James was.
And unfortunately, since they're on a bit of a tight schedule, and because the Crosley is an utter shit, Jeremy and Richard couldn't just wait for them, even if they wanted to.
They'll have to arrange a time for when they've finished filming everything to come back to the camp to make it up to James. Even if technically it's his own fault for missing it because he bought a 75 year old Crosley....
