Bet Off

                                    

                                          
It was just a normal afternoon, and Gold Ingot was planning to buy something online.
Gold Ingot: Ok. Just put in my info. And done. My item has been successfully purchased.
Chocolate Bar: What did you buy this time?
Gold Ingot: I bought a foot massager. It's good to have after getting cramps from hiking.
Crayon Box: Isn't this like the 7th time you purchased something this week.
Gold Ingot: I can't help it. Whatever I see online, I want to buy.
4: Right. I bet you can't go a day without shopping.
Gold Ingot: Oh right. The day I do that is the day you stop getting angry all the time.
4: Hey I've been managing my anger for a bit now. Besides, I bet I can do it longer than you.
Burger King: Yeah fucking right. The longest you haven't gotten angry was for 22 hours.
Controlly: Well at least that's longer than your constant swearing.
Crayon Box: Do I smell a competition going on?
Paint Palette: What are you on about?
Crayon Box: Don't you see. We're talking about the usual routines we do that most of us think we can't go long without doing it. So why don't we make a bet!
Gamey: What kind of bet?
Crayon Box: This one. Whoever can go the longest without doing their usual routines will get our desserts for the rest of the summer.
4: Oh Heck Yeah!! I'm So In!!! Get Ready Guys! I'm Gonna Have Your Cakes For The Rest Of The Summer!!!
Gold Ingot: Ok so that would be I have to stop shopping.
4: And I have to stop getting angry easily.
Burger King: And I can't swear.
Crayon Box: Right. And I want to get on this too. I can't do my usual outdoor activities. Who else wants to get on it!
Chocolate Bar: Well don't leave me hanging! I would just have to not correct anyone.
Oodle: Hey I Want In Too! I would just not go to the shower every time I get dirty.
Controlly: I guess I could do this to take some time off from playing video games.
Gamey: I can go through it so I won't be in the cabin doing my experiments like I usually do.
Paint Palette: Oh why not. I can go a day or two without butting into people's problems.
Airy:.... I guess I can communicate more...... Since I'm always quiet........ And don't say much.
Computer: I want to do it!!....... But I have no idea what my usual routine is.
Oodle: Computer you call MePhone pet names 24/7. 
Computer: What? I don't call him pet names. I call him blueberry muffin. My cutie pie. My super muffin. My blue butterfly!
4: Computer those are literally pet names.
Computer: Really?.... Huh. I always thought those were names I can change if I have money to legally change his name too.
MePhone4: I'm pretty sure I'm ok with my name thank you. Anyways, what's my usual thing I do?
Gamey: You eat a lot dude.
MePhone4: What? I don't eat a lot.
4: Dude. You ate 20 boxes of cookies.