One evening at the dorms, its just worm eve and auguast i n the dorms. eve in their room and aug is in the living room. dont tell anyone DONNT TELL ANYONEEE but aug lowkey has a crush on thw worm friend. aug decides to go spy on eve in their worm hole. he peaks in.. WHATTTT!!! EVE IS MAKING OUT WITH WORM HYUNJIN!!! THEY ARE WIGGLING TOGEHTER!! THE SEXY WORM RITUAL!!
Im crying. aug is crying. everyone is crying. cry with me. this is sad. what will he do now. eve loves someone else. how could aug compare to worm hyunjin.... he cannot........
all of a sudden eve comes out of worm hole to eat breakfast sponge. aug wips away his tears and dsays Howdy wormy. Eve says wormy is a slur. aug calls them wormy again. eve loosk at aug with their worm eyes (they got eyes surgically attached so they would appeal more to the public. typical kpop industry with their plastic surgery. worms are beautiful just the way they are). "why do you look like youve been cry ing" said the worm with the eyeballs
remember. at this point august and wevelyn (worm evelyn) are still sworn enemies even though they will debut in the same group together, and so even thoigh august is developing feelings for the slimy counterpart he cannot act that way. hence the slurs. "its nunya business!! go away you worm!! go back to your wormjin!!!" august cries and runs away with his hands over his eyes like a family guy character like weheehehhhehhh whaehehehhhhhhhhhh (sadly).
august is in his room now . he is listening to peirce the viel and crying. cry with him. pierce my balls are singing "This isn't fair Don't you try to blame this on me My love for you was bulletproof But you're the one who shot me" Those words hit him like a rick.
Aug wishes he was a worm for a brief moment. but then he remembers how ugly worms are. What would aug be if he didn't have his beautiful looks? a small voice appears at the back of his mind: "Happy......."
Another song starts playing at this exact moment. A Little Piece of Heaven.
Avenged Sevenfold is right. August should kill and eat eve and violate her dead body. It's the only way.
Hyunjin will not win this. Not this time. Not if August has anything to do with it
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The Furbies Bible
Non-Fictionfurbies r on a kpop survival show and augeve are SECRETLY They HATE EACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!! OR DO THAY....