Radioactive Cat

                                    

                                          
Captain Man was teaching them how to properly kick down a door
Captain Man:What is a door?
Awol,Volt,Lightbeam, and Brainstorm groan 
ShoutOut:Oh I know! I know exactly what a door is!
Captain Man:Okay relax,Hermione.
ShoutOut:Not an insult.
Captain Man:Yeah okay, Hermione.
ShoutOut:Smartest, hardest-working student at Hogwarts.I'll take it every time.
Captain Man:Yeah,I bet you will, HERMION--
Awol:Can we please get back to you pretending we don't know what doors are?
Captain Man:Yes! Ten points to AWOL.
Awol:Woo! 
ShoutOut:What?
Volt:I'm kicking this door. 
Captain Man:No no no no no!
Danger Force groans 
Lightbeam:Just let us kick 'em!
Captain Man:Kicking open a door is one of the most important and,dare I say, sacred things that a superhero can do.
Brainstorm:I thought saving people
was the most important thing we can do.
The closet door opened and Schwoz ran out with a machine and started to scan things 
Captain Man:Oh yeah? How are you gonna save those people,if you can't even get through a door?
Brainstorm:I'd just walk around.
Captain Man:No no, Bose? Bose?
What if there's a wall where you just walked?
Brainstorm:Then I'd walk around the other side Is-- is he always this dumb?
Lightbeam laughed a little
Volt:I'm kicking a door!
Volt went to kick her door just as Schwoz opened it on the other side,and scanned her 
Awol:What are you doing?
Schwoz:Mmmmmmmmm nothinnnnnng...
Volt:I don't believe you. 
Captain Man:Back to the lesson! The first step to kicking open a door is to acknowledge the door and thank it for its service.Door. I greet you as an equal.
And yet, I must kick you.
Lightbeam:You seriously do that every time you kick open a door?
Captain Man:Every time.
ShoutOut:We've seen you kick in about ten different doors without doing this.
Brainstorm:Yeah, you usually just yell, "Ding-dong! Special delivery for a buncha gunches-- my foot!"
ShoutOut:Yeah that's exactly how it goes.
Captain Man:Yeah, well before I yell that I always offer a silent prayer for the repose of the soul of the door I'm about to kick.
ShoutOut:You don't,though. 
Awol:Never have.He never will. Not at all.
Captain Man:Amen.Ding-dong, ya buncha gunches!
Captain Man kicked down Volt door
Volt:Dude! That was supposed to be my door!
Captain Man:Yeah...
He closed the door in her face