Iko, Thorne, Cinder, and Scarlet

                                    

                                          
IKO: we are bringing back the singing competition! 
                          
HandsomeHero: We aaarrrreeeee.......?????
                          
Mechanic: Oh, please, no...
                          
Scarlet: Please stop talking. All of you. My portscreen is malfunctioning. 
                          
IKO: What does "malfunctonin" mean?
                          
Scarlet: *facepalm* Never mind. Ca you just stop sending? 
                          
IKO: Singing is PASSION! Singing is LIFE!
                          
Mechanic: Yours, you mean. And you should be a cheerleader. 
                          
Scarlet: My-portscreen-is-broken.
                          
HandsomeHero: I can see it, too.. But.. *shudder* that's scary. 
                          
Mechanic: You gotta accept the truth sometimes, pal. *pat pat*
                          
Scarlet: MY-PORTSCREEN-IS-NOT-WORKING. STOP SENDING MESSAGES. 
                          
IKO: Thorne, you up for the challenge?
                          
Scarlet: STAWP.
                          
HandsomeHero: Yeah, sure. *flips hair, but fails because his hair is too short* My song is already released, so.. yeah. Even if I lose, we both know who's the better singer. 
                          
Mechanic: Just-start already. 
                          
IKO: *huffs* I shall begin.
                          
IKO: I'M COMM-ING MUH FRIEND! BUT HE MIGHT NOT BE A FRIEND! WHOOPS THAT SOOOOUUUUNNNNDDDDS LIKE WE'RE DDAAAAAAAATTTTTINGGG! BUT WE'RE REAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT. HHHHEEEEE THINKS HEEEEE CAN SING BETTER THAN ME, BUT THAT'S JUST A DREAAAAAAAAAMM. 
                          
Mechanic: Go on...
                          
IKO: That's all for now.
                          
HandsomeHero: No way. Do the whole song.
                          
IKO: WHAT? That wasn't in the rules last time. 
                          
HandsomeHero: Or else I'll tell all your Iko-yos that you're secretly killing unicorns.
                          
IKO: *GASP* YOU WOULDN'T!
                          
HandsomeHero: Wouldn't I?
                          
IKO: All RIGHTIE THEN! Suppose this song can't end HERE! 
                          
IKO: HEEEEEEE!!! WIIISH-ES THAAATT HEEEE! WAS MY FRIEEENNND. BUT HEEE! ISN'T A GOOD ENOUGH SINGER. SO I GUESS THIS IS THE END. OF THE SONG. BUT I HAVE TO SING A WHOLE SONG SO JUST BEAR WITH ME. 
                          
Scarlet: STAWP! WHY WON'T YOU STOP! I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP. MY PORT IS DEAD, BUT YOUR MESSAGES KEEP SHOWING. WHY WON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, IT ISN'T THAT HARD. 
                          
IKO: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THE WORD "BEAR" IS USED THIS WAY? HUH? ISN'T THAT AN INSULT TO BEARS? OR IS IT A COMPLIMENT? BUT HEY! IIIIIIFFF BEEEAAAARRRSSS HAVE A WORD EXACTLY THE SAME, WHY WON'T IKO-YOS? 
                          
Scarlet: STAWP!!!!!! STAWP IT, YOU STUPID ANDROID.
                          
IKO: THEEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEENNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!
                          
IKO: *dramatic bow*
                          
Scarlet: STOOOOOPPPPPP.
                          
IKO: *slides to the ground with her eyes closed, her brow furrowed in concentration*
                          
HandsomeHero: The worst minute of my life. 
                          
Mechanic: Hey, don't be mean! It was.. fine, Iko.
                          
IKO: I know! Thanks for the compliment.. Not that it was needed, buuuuuuut...
                          
HandsomeHero: How did you get that rapper?
                          
IKO: Huh? What rapper?
                          
HandsomeHero: The one who sang in between. "Stop it, stop, my port is dead, android."