felix loves toktik

                                    

                                          
September 26, 3:00 AM 
Felixburg 
oldmanchan: hello children
seungtheman: why you talking like you want to kidnap me or something 
savagefetus: very suspicious chan 
dumbass: do you nerds not know what sleep is? 
oldmanchan: what's sleep? 
Meanho: sleep is the time when YOU MFS SHOULD NOT WAKE ME UP UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET AIR FRIED
Jisuck: can i hop in your bed 
Meanho: fuck you 
Jisuck: he wants me so bad 
Felly: HEY GUYZZZ
pizzaslice: in your dreams, skank 
Jisuck: go polish your prism chin or something
seungtheman: *s n o r t*
Meanho: *w h e e z e* 
Felly: guys-
pizzaslice: you guys should fear me 
pizzaslice: im so scary it literally seeps through my texts ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
Meanho: thats cute. 
pizzaslice: WANNA FIGHT? 
Meanho: you know that i would mop the floor with you
savagefetus: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 
Jisuck: no minho my love, this isn't you! 🥺
Meanho: if you use that emoji one more time ill boil you alive 
Felly: FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS I LITERALLY FEEL IGNORED 
dumbass: im just watching them fight its funny 
oldmanchan: felix what is it? 
Felly: MY RECENT TIKTOK VIDEO WENT VIRAL OMG OMG 
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sorry about that goofy quality
Jisuck: OMG SLAY 
dumbass: FELIX YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 
Felly: well duh of course i am. 
oldmanchan: the booty- 
Felly: why you looking down there old man 
seungtheman: is felix short for felicia or-? 
savagemaknae: omg is felix a woman?
Felly: no you doofus i have hair extensions 
pizzaslice: you look fabulous felix! 
Felly: why thank you 
Meanho: what is this tok tik?
Felly: *le gasp* 
Jisuck: omg- 
dumbass: lmao tok tik? 
Felly: tiktok is all i live for, and you don't know it? 
Meanho: never heard of such tok tikery 
Felly kicked Meanho out of the chat 
oldmanchan added Meanho to the chat 
Meanho: lmao tik tok is stupid 
Felly: get out
Meanho: no.
savagefetus: i once had a conversation with someone a few chapters back about how tiktok makes people stupid 
pizzaslice: huh chapters? 
savagefetus: nvm 
Felly: ANYWAYS you guys are talking to a famous person 💅
Jisuck: which is me 💅 
Felly: no its not, go away 
savagefetus: Mwehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehhehhehehhee
oldmanchan: the hell-? 
savagefetus: i just remembered something mweehhehehehhehheheheh
dumbass: what is it 
savagefetus: one of my friends has her birthday today 
Meanho: okay? 
Felly: aww tell her i said happy birthday! 
oldmanchan: happy birthday jeongin's friend! 
pizzaslice: ahh a year closer to death 
Jisuck: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAYYYY (emperor's new groove version) 
pizzaslice: anyways, minho wanna fight? 
Meanho: oh my god- 

Mwehehhehehehheheh 
Yep may 1st is my birthday and I feel old now 🥲
Sorry about this goofy quick chapter LMAO
#stopdestroyingthe4thwalljeongin