Ch 7 (PT1)

                                    

                                          

mentalclown: LET THE SKYFALL, WHEN IT CRUMBLES
therussian: WE WILL STAND TALL, FACE IT ALL, TOGETHER
mentalclown: LET THE SKYFALL, WHEN IT CRUMBLES
therussian: WE WILL STAND TALL, FACE IT ALL, TOGETHER
mentalclown: AT SKYFALL 
casinocookies: I'd rather not hear that song when we're floating in a casino that's hundereds of thousands of feet above the ground... 
sushiroll: guys its 2 am.. let us sleep........ 
aku: the fact that you're awake rn and texting.. 
suicidalmaniac: aku why did I see you sneaking into the Armed Detective Agency?
aku: I wasn't even there?
sushiroll: besides dazai, why did you sneak out of the ada to go to chuuya's apartment?? 
suicidalmaniac: its not a crime to go to my apartment is it? 
aku: YOUR apartment? 
suicidalmaniac: did you honestly not expect me and chuuya to live toghether? 
gingervodkawithale: idiot where the fuck did you go?  
suicidalmaniac: geez chuu i was getting water. 
gingervodkawithale: im in the kitchen rn bitch where the fuck are you. 
suicidalmaniac:.... the roof. 
gingervodkawithale: dont jump, i'll be there. 
aku: well.... that was wierd. 
sushiroll: agreed. 
________________ About 7 hours later_________________________
therussian: Time for happy group counselling hour! 
sushiroll: wha..?
aku: wha/.....? 
suicidalmaniac: wha...?
gingervodkawithale:? 
winedoctor: what the fuck? 
sherlock: he means- 
mentalclown: shh let him do his thing. 
therussian: Hi everyone, I'm your host Fydor Dostoevetsky (A/N I probably spelt this wrong lmao) 
suicidalmaniac: hold up, stop it right there. 
therussian: whats the problem 
suicidalmaniac: exactly what? 
therussian: exactly what what? 
suicidalmaniac: ohh.. life counselling. 
sherlock: thats what i said. 
mentalclown: shhhh they're communicating shut up. 
sherlock: no can do clowny. 
gingervodkawithale: well, this is.... interesting.. 
sushiroll: insomania sounds better than life counselling with a rat, a clown and a suicidal maniac. 
suicidalmaniac: heyy~ that hurt atsushiii 
aku: i agree with jinko. 
sushiroll: 0.0 You do?? 
aku: obviously idiot. 
sushiroll: i thought you'd be like, "weretiger how dare you be rude to dazai i will punch the daylights out of you" 
aku: well do you want me to? 
sushiroll: on second thoughts, im fine hehe 
'swag: my brother is the human personification of an 🙄
aku: tru dat. 
gingervodkawithale: OSAMU DAZAI WHERE IS MY PETRUS 87 BOTTLE OF WINE?? 
winedoctor: oooh you got a Petrus 87?? 
gingervodkawithale: yeah i had it AND NOW ITS DISAPPEARED. 
suicidalmaniac: ohh i gave it away. 
gingervodkawithale: WHAT? 
winedoctor: DAZAI WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? 
gingervodkawithale: DAZAI THATS A REALLY EXPENSIVE WINE AND ITS VINTAGE! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE AWAY MY WINE LIKE THAT! 
suicidalmaniac: i didnt think you loved your wine this much. 
gingervodkawithale: get the fuck out of my house. NOW 
suicidalmaniac: its our house. 
gingervodkawithale: i dont care. get the fuck out. 
suicidalmaniac: chuuya... 
gingervodkawithale: GET OUT! 
ADA: Attention Deficit Assholes 
suicidalmaniac: guys.. 
winedoctor: dazai, it was literally a Petrus 87! 
suicidalmaniac: I have it with me! I didn't think he'd react so harshly... 
kunikida: dazai, theres a delivery for you at the door. 
sushiroll: its....... 
cowsmoo: well, maybe you should go apologise to Chuuya-san! then you can give him the wedding ring back too. 
demonsnow: oh..... 
winedoctor: he sent you back the ring?? 
suicidalmaniac: I-  
mrpresident: dazai you can take a few days off. 
cowsmoo: can't you just return the wine Dazai? 
suicidalmaniac: Not while chuuya's angry as hell. 
demonsnow: WAIT I have a plan.... 
suicidalmaniac: go ahead... 
demonsnow: not here, go to your dms. 
sushiroll: well that's totally not suspicious. 
suicidalmaniac: KYOUKA you're a genius! 
demonsnow: just.... go fix it before chuuya spams me with cute cat memes. 
winedoctor: you talk to chuuya?
suicidalmaniac: he sends you cat memes?? 
demonsnow: dont forget, i was in the port mafia too. 
suicidalmaniac: i owe you for this. 
demonsnow: crepes. from the famous cart. For 3 months. pay out of your own bank account
suicidalmaniac: and i was just about to use Kunikida's credit card... sigh. fine. 
sushiroll: wow... just wow 
demonsnow: dazai, we'll begin stage 1 of the plan now. 
suicidalmaniac: Alright! 
sushiroll: what's stage one? 
suicidalmaniac: stage 1: sneak the wine back into his house. 
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Wow Soukoku drama. 
just makes me realise how much I suck at writing lmao. 
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