Xiao birthday special

                                    

                                          
Fluffy chapter ahead for our best boy Xiao. Happy birthday!
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Xiao POV
"Does everyone know the reason for our meetup at 2 am in the morning today?!" You yelled as you stood on top of the table in the Archon cafe. You sweatdropped as crickets chirped. Itto was snoring loudly, and everyone else was also sound asleep. Well, except for Scaramouche who was intensely playing an intense valorant game on his laptop, but he just ignored you. It was currently 1:53 am in the morning, and you and the gang were meeting up at the Archon cafe to plan a special surprise for Xiao's birthday. The cafe was dark, and the curtains were pulled down. The only light was from a string of warm and dull led lights. Pillows littered the floor, and drinks and people lay across the seats and tables. 
You puffed your cheeks in annoyance. Jumping off the table, you walked up to Scramouche and unplugged his headphones. Immediately, all the Valorant noises escaped at full volume. The sound of gunshots rang through the cafe as everyone shot up from their slumber, screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WERE GOING TO DIE!" Tomo screamed as Itto let out a shrill shriek.
"EVERYONE TAKE COVER!" Heizou screamed as he jumped under a table, followed by Kazuha and Aether. 
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!!!" Shrieked Kaveh.
"AND I HAVENT UPDATED MY WATTPAD SMUT YET!" Yelled Xingqiu.
Dehya and Zhongli slept through it, while Chongyun passed out. Alhaitham only glared at everyone in annoyance before going back to napping.
"COMRADE COME OVER HERE ILL PROTECT YOU!" Childe yelled as he pounced on Hu Tao and Xiangling to cover them.
"Hey give me my headphones!" Scara complained with a glare, so you returned them. While everyone slowly got out of their hiding spots, realizing that the gunshots weren't real, you casually strolled to the table again and climbed atop it.
"ANYWAYS." You started loudly, grabbing the attention of everyone. "Any ideas for Xiao's birthday?"
"OOH OOH OOH!" Venti jumped with a raised hand.
"Yes, Venti!" you said with a smile, pointing your finger to him. 
"What about a party?!" he suggested with a smile. "No, it's too basic. Maybe a special kind of party though." you responded.
"How about we go to bed?" Heizou asked rubbing his eyes.
Swiftly, you pulled a ruler out of your skirt and whipped it at him. "OW!"
"DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK?! NO, I THINK NOT." You yelled. Heizou apologized with a "Sorry ma'am."
"Ms.y/n." Xingqiu raised his hand. After receiving a nod from you, he continued. "Perhaps you could take his virginity?"
You blushed and took a step back, causing you to fall off the table. "KYYAAA-" your scream was cut short when someone caught you. Kazuha held you carefully, with one hand on your back and the other on the back of your knees.
"Nay, I shalt not allow it. And art thee well enow, y/n?" Kazuha asked as he looked down at you.
"Yes I'm great, thanks bro." You thanked Kazuha as he put you down. After clearing your throat, you climbed back onto the table, towering over everyone. "Let's have some ACTUAL suggestions, thanks." you stated.
"I have an idea." Alhaitham suddenly spoke up. You raised a brow but nodded. "How about you ask him out, and lead him to a secret party?"
"That..that's actually perfect!" You yelled. Everyone cheered, and some threw flowers at Alhaitham.