jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)

                                    

                                          
i wrote this at 2 AM so this is going to be be weird
sexylexi123: whats such a handsome devil doing here 😉 
Jeongin: to meet girls like you silly 😍
sexylexi123: you look so edible 
Jeongin: i wrote i poem for you! wanna hear it?
sexylexi123: all i wanna hear is your moans 
Jeongin: uhhh anyways, 
Jeongin: 
I love you more than the sun and moon
I loved you since you left the womb
I love you though you are quite hairy
And I never find it scary
Even when you pick your nose
My love for you only grows 🥰🥰🥰🥰
seen 
Jeongin: lexi if you ghosted me i will turn you into a ghost (with rizz) 
sexylexi123: that poem of your already blasted my soul out of my body you crackass  goblin
Jeongin: thats why your ex-boyfriend left you for me 🔥
Jeongin: btw, one time when i was eight my hamster ran away so my dad took a piece of raw chicken and told me it was her and ate it in front of me. 🤷
sexylexi123: damn. is it dead?
Jeongin: of course its dead its been ten years 
Jeongin: those things literally die the weirdest ways 
sexylexi123: i once had a hamster that blew itself up
Jeongin: oh 
Jeongin: i look back and think this type of stuff funny, but i think it was just that tiktok broke my humor 
Jeongin:  i also hear old smelly baboons scavenge the app and basically social media in general looking for unsuspecting minors
Jeongin: but hey, thats how i met you 🤷
sexylexi123: you have tiktok? whats your user?
Jeongin: i also hear theres this spirit that possesses people 🫄
sexylexi123: your humur is goofy 
Jeongin: just like your speeling 
Jeongin: this one time, a good friend of mine downloaded tiktok and when i facetimed them they were all dumb and possessed like BLEHEHELEHEBLEHEE
sexylexi123: tbh tiktok does make you dumb
Jeongin: now...time to pop the question...
sexylexi123: anything 😉
Jeongin: are you really to take on the responsbility of a mother? 
Jeongin: i birthed a 2 month old named Gert will you mother him pls 
sexylexi123: fr? 💀
Jeongin: yes babgril 
Jeongin: he shits everywhere but i still love gert and you will too 
sexylexi123: nty 
Jeongin: i need to wife you up
sexylexi123: fuck gert, we can make our own baby 😉
Jeongin: omg we can name it fifi trixabell 🥰
sexylexi123: omg yes 
Jeongin: fuck you gert 
Jeongin: oh fuck, gert is crying because i forgot to feed him for the 10th time in a row 
sexylexi123: serves that crusty baby right 
Jeongin: i must go now 
sexylexi123: before you go...
*18  attachment*
Jeongin: is that a tattoo?
Jeongin has blocked sexylexi123

how romantic!
#fuckgert