September 16, 3:43 PM
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savagemaknae: guys i have a situation
Jisuck: oh no what happened
dumbass: OMG WHAT HAPPENED BABY JEONGIN?
savagemaknae: im not a baby you piece of chest hair fuck you
seungtheman: damnn
dumbass: minho i blame the corruption of the baby entirely on you
Meanho: can we just let jeongin tell us whats wrong for fucks sake?
Oldmanchan: fuck you my child is completely fine
Seungtheman: *great great grand child
pizzaslice: HAHA
oldmanchan: shut up pencil chin you don't get a say in this
pizzaslice: says the old man with a receding hairline wrinkly paper skin
Felly: are we gonna let the gorgeous child talk or..?
Meanho: the gorgeous child probably sleeps with his braces stuck to his pillow
savagemaknae: NO I DONT now let me say my problem
pizzaslice: okay we're waiting
dumbass: just tell us
savagemaknae: jisung, don't get jealous...some college 2nd year dmed on instagram and asked me out
Jisuck: how the FUCK does thisCHILD manage to pull a chick before i could pull minho.
Meanho: because you suck
Felly: JISUNGIE IS ANGRY HAHA
Jisuck: its spelled angery dumbass
dumbass: its angry fuckwad
Jisuck: ANGERY
dumbass: ANGRY
oldmanchan: can you two stop arguing for once and pay attention to the problem?
Seungtheman: fr our 17 year old baby maknae got asked out by a grown 21 year old adult. fucking 4 year age difference.
Felly: when you put it that way-
seungtheman: HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT IT?
savagemaknae: she gave me her number and texted me this "SK 21 HMU BABY my discord is #sexylexi123" what the fuck should i do.
Meanho: oh
olemanchan: block her, turn off your phone, burn it, throw the ashes into the sea, and do your math homework.
dumbass: text her and add her to your contacts
oldmanchan: NO DONT
savagemaknae: im doing it :D maybe she just wants to be friends or something
savagemaknae: fuck.
savagemaknae went offline
oldmanchan: we fucking broke jeongin again
Meanho: hyunjin im going to fucking airfry you like a fucking french fry.
dumbass: *screams*
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Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
