Crispy Aizu Private Messages:
Aizu: Hey crispy creme!
Crispy: What.
Aizu: What are your thoughts
Aizu: on child abuse?Crispy: I'd burn the abuser
Crispy: down to nothingAizu: Brilliant
...
Crispy: ...
Crispy: Why?Aizu: Couldn't resist
Aizu: the curiosity, hm?Crispy: Piss off
Aizu: Temper temper
Crispy: Get to the point
Aizu: What if I told you that Overhaul is
Aizu: abusing and experimenting on/with
Aizu: a small childCrispy: I-
Crispy: Give me a minuteAizu: Allllrighty?-
L.O.V. Aizu Chat:
Aizu has been added to the chat. Say Hi!
HandFetish: As much as I hate your existence,
HandFetish: spill Hacker.Aizu: Did the roasted grape
Aizu: tell you what I said?Crispy: Fuck you
BloodBaby: Yes!
Mamagiri: We would all like some more
Mamagiri: information on the topic you were
Mamagiri: telling Dabi about if you would be
Mamagiri: so helpful as to obligeAizu: I was hoping y'all
Aizu: would be interested!HandFetish: What hacker shit are you up to?
Aizu: Bluntly?
Aizu: I'd like for y'all to get ahold of
Aizu: Overhaul after the heroes do their
Aizu: little rescue thing and do your worstCrispy: You'd rather us get our hands on him
Crispy: rather than the heroes locking him up?BloodBaby: Yeah! Aren't you with the heroes?
Aizu: Just because I favor the heroes does not
Aizu: mean that man doesn't deserve
Aizu: much worse than prisonMamagiri: I must say, that's not very heroic
Aizu: I never claimed to be a hero,
Aizu: nor will I ever.BloodBaby: Fair point!
Crispy: So what's this about Overhaul?
Aizu: Long version or short version?
HandFetish: Short. Don't waste my time
Aizu: Touchy touchy
Aizu: Anywhore-
Aizu: Overhaul is using this kids blood as
Aizu: a means of creating quirk erasing bullets.Mamagiri: Those would be quite useful
Mamagiri: against the heroesHandFetish: Don't trust Hacker
Crispy: Yeah there's probably something
Crispy: they're not telling usAizu: I actually just hadn't gotten
Aizu: there yet but aight-
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-