this one is silly to light up the mood a bit.
also! try to get better. it's not easy, but you will make it!
tw: blood, death, language
i need therapy pt. 1
note: this is completely fake and this never happened. but the simping part–
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"I don't simp!" I said while brushing my beautiful blonde hair back with my 12" inch acrylic nails.
"Yes, you do!" My imaginary friend lashed back at me. "And I have proof ✨" My imaginary friend said. She picked up my extremely beautiful awesome book covered with a gazillion stickers and slammed it onto the table beside her.
"U-u-uh, w-w-what? 😵" I stuttered with my amazing black darting orbs.
"I saw what was inside your extremely beautiful awesome book covered with a gazillion stickers." My imaginary friend replied sighing x549356832
"B-B-BUT THAT'S MY JOURNAL! YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THAT!"
"Yes, I can, young lady. I have to protect you
from those little pesky poop eaters. 💩" My imaginary friend said sassily.
"HOW? 🥺😩"
"YoU hAvE iMaGeS oF Lee Felix" *imaginary friend pukes for a second🤢*
"...aNd wRoTe aBoUt hoW mUcH yOu siMp." She said, staring into my nonexistent soul that hasn't existed since the beginning of time.
"UGH MY IMAGINARY FRIEND, I'M BUILT DIFFERENT 💪 AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 💅" I said, flexing my also nonexistent biceps and muscles. ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
"No, you're just weird smh 🤦" She said, rubbing her forehead a billion times so quickly that steam started appearing. She rubbed so intensely that her forehead reached the temperature of 200 degrees. But it didn't catch on fire. Her hair did.
"Imaginary Friend! Your hair is on fireeeeeee🔥" I screamed at the top of my hardworking lungs that only sings k-pop songs.
"IDC" She said in a singy-songy voice.
"What?" I said in a very questioning voice.
"OH, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING..." She said in the utmost shock that her face turned pale. She ran to the bathroom and started splashing Poland Spring® and SmartWater® on her burning hair.
20 minutes later...
School started already started but I didn't care 😄
*rzzzzz* *rzzzzz* *rzzzzz*
I heard some shaving sounds coming from the bathroom.
I wonder what my imaginary friend's hair looks like now!
*teehee🤭*
My imaginary friend came back from the bathroom. She was bald like an egg. 🥚
"BAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed like a monkey that had rabies.
"STAWP!!!!!! 🔥😔👺" My imaginary friend snapped.
