DJ Hero

                                    

                                          
"That show was pretty cool."
"WE DIDN'T EVEN GO YET." Chester and Mike beat each other up with knives and Playstation 4s. They got bored of fighting each other all the DAMN time.
"Would you like to play DJ Hero?" Chester tried to resolve the situation. 
"Yes. But first..." Mike reached for the fridge handle. "...I need a drink." He grabbed a water bottle." 
"Oh! I thought you meant"
"WTF DID THIS COME FROM?" Mike sobbed as he realized he got a water bottle instead of a beer. 
"Oh."
"HAHA, YOU THOUGHT!!! Anyways, let's play Guitar Hero."
"Wait, what happened to DJ Hero?" Mike said, "OH YEAHHH" so loudly, Kool-aid sponsored Linkin Park for the rest of the tour. "Yeah, yeah, DJ Hero, potato potahto." 
"FUCK YOU!"
•
They spent 23 hours playing DJ Hero, which Chester always won.
"HOW TF AM I LOSING, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOWED YOU THIS?!" 
"COPE!"
"Fellas, I'm trying to sleep." Joe walked over. He hates sleeping in the bus, with Chester and Mike, it was worse.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD /richard, IS THAT DJ HERO?!" He ripped it out of Chester's hands. "We should totally play." 
Mike tried to think of an excuse. "Uh, actually, I'm so tired." He fake yawned, and Joe noticed. "Wow, you'll play with Chester and not me?!" He went back to sleep because Mike turned the PS3 and TV off.
When Chester climbed in his bunk, he got scoliosis. "Ow, my back." He tried sleeping, but he couldn't, already planning how he's gonna absolutely DESTROY his archnemesis. He ended up laughing like Beavis would. Mike heard him from above and said, "Shut up, asswipe." 
•
Since today, they had two shows, one in the morning and one at night, Chester and Mike only saw each other the whole day, making them sob. 
"You're gonna PAY!" Mike said to Chester during soundcheck. "FUCK YOU!" Chester accidentally yelled from his loud ass microphone.
"That was good, Chester. Try one more time!" Their manager said smiling.
After soundcheck, Chester went to Pokémon go to the bathroom. Little does HE know, Mike pulled a little PRANK on him. 
"WHY IS THE TOILET PAPER MONEY?!" Mike laughed loudly. Chester walked out and threw the money at Mike. 
"VERY FUNNY, DUDE, NOW I CAN'T WIPE!" 
"WHO CARES?" 
"FANS WHEN THEY SMELL ME!" Mike sprayed some perfume in the air.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!"
"store lol"
"I'm goodbying."
Chester went to sit on the couch on the bus when he was alone. "I gotta change." He went to the bathroom. He decided to play some more Pokémon go to hell. It was the game that kept him sane.
Mike walked in the bus. "Okay, so like, the show is an hour delayed, so you know what that means." 
Chester walked out of the bathroom and sat on the couch. "You're on." He turned the TV on, and the PS3 screamed at them. "OW PENIS!" They put on DJ Hero and started to BATTLE each other. 
"YOU LITTLE GOOFBALL!"
"UGH!" Mike threw the DJ controller on the floor out of anger.
"NO, NOT THE CONTROLLER!" Mike started grieving and bawling his eyes out. It was such loud sobbing, Dave could hear from inside the venue.
•
IN THE VENUE
"Dave, man, what is wrong with your bass? I know the microphones and all that ain't the broken ones. It's new and stuff." Dave could feel his brain cells dyng.
"It sounds the same as always." 
"Yeah, well, you need to work on that." He suddenly heard noises of anger from outside. 
"Woah, was that Mike?" He dropped his bass and ran out.
"GREAT, NOW HIS BASS IS BROKEN!" The manager whined and pouted, and he got on the floor, kicking his legs and pounding on the floor with his fists like a toddler.
Meanwhile, Dave goes to the bus and witnesses the first stage of hell. Not only are Chester and Mike fighting, but the DJ CONTROLLER IS BROKEN!
"ALRIGHT, YOU TWO, KNOCK IT OFF!" Dave shouted, and Chester and Mike stared, then quickly sat down on the couch, Chester grabbing his hat from Mike's pants.
"We got a soundcheck going on. You two fighting over a video game is fucking unnecessary. You guys need go be quiet, go somewhere to eat, I don't give a fuck, this is just retarded." Dave was feeling pissed off as he finished his speech. Chester and Mike stared for a bit, and then they busted into the hardest laughter they've ever laughed.
"THIS IS NOT A 1980'S STREAM NETFLIX ORIGINAL!" They laughed hysterically while Dave whispered to himself, "Netflix?" He groaned, frustrated at the stress. He went to the fridge and grabbed the last few beers.
"Now, here's what's gonna happen. If you two don't SHUT UP, I'm throwing these away. Got that?" Chester and Mike stared wide-eyed, tears falling out of their eyes. 
"O-ok..." They said, and Dave put the drinks back and left the bus. Once he was finally back inside the venue, they once again bursted into exaggerated laughter. 
"HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE CASE ON MY BUNK LMFA9." He opened the case and drank a can like it was his last drink. 
"Let's go play DJ Hero again." 
"The controller is broken, fool." Mike showed his can to him. "This beer is magical." He poured it on the broken pieces. "See, it doesn't only fix hearts. It fixes ANYTHING." Chester was clearly amazed.
They drank until they passed out. Dave woke them up, and they performed drunk. Dave purposefully messed up a lot because he was still angry Mike didn't tell him about the case of beers. Chester and Mike beat him up until he died of natural causes.
The end!