My Best Friend Shops For A Wedding Dress (Paul)

                                    

                                          
[My Best Friend Shops For A Wedding Dress]
Upon hearing the chapter title, most of the room turned and gave Annabeth a questioning glance.
"It wasn't me," she protested.
"No, but I can see it," I muttered to her, causing her to blush.
[My nightmare... ocean churned]
"Don't tell me the gods are fighting again," Rachel groaned.
"No. It was just a normal storm this time," I told her.
[Florida, I... and hooves]
"Once again, thank you for that lovely description," Grover said.
"You're welcome," I told him.
[Grover had... returned from]
"Why are we getting a recap?" Will asked.
"Maybe in case someone wasn't here for the first book?" I guessed.
[Anyway, in... from... something]
"What's going on?" Frank asked.
"Grover put something on me called an empathy link, which he was using to let me know he was in trouble," I explained.
"Do you still have it?" my mom asked.
"Yes," I told her.
[A bone-rattling... Bridal Boutique]
"So... Grover's the one shopping for a wedding dress?" Thalia asked, amusement coloring her voice.
"Unfortunately," Grover grumbled out.
[Grover dashed... Mexican food]
A lot of the people in the room looked sick at that description and Hephaestus quickly summoned the trash can for Aphrodite again.
"Yeah, it wasn't much better in person," I muttered to no one in particular.
[Grover trembled... window disappeared]
"Uh.. is someone stalking you?" Piper asked me.
"I mean... technically," I said, subtly glancing at Annabeth, who purposefully avoided looking at me.
"Why didn't you tell me?" my mom asked.
"I thought I was imagining it, plus I got distracted," I said.
[It must've... Riptide]
"I'm sorry, you slept with it?" Thalia asked me incredulously.
"Well, yeah. What was I supposed to do if I got attacked in the middle of the night?" I asked. 
"You could've put it on a bedside table," she said.
"I feel safer with it under my pillow for easy access," I explained.
"He's got a point," Athena grumbled out.
My eyes widened in shock, but I didn't say anything.
[I thought... of bed]
"Why were you practicing inside anyway?" Leo asked.
"I have no idea," I admitted.
[I got... off evil]
"I didn't exactly teach you," Grover said.
"Hey, you did it while I was watching you. Therefore you did teach me," I told him.
"I just want to know if it had the same affects as the last time you did it," Piper said.
"Nah, there wasn't anyone to use it on," I told her.
"Care to fill us in?" Katie asked and the others who weren't there for that chapter nodded in agreement.
"Oh, yeah. So, in the last book, before I found out I'm a demigod, I used the sign on Gabe, and somehow that caused for the doors to send him flying up the stairs," I explained, causing everyone, even those who were there that chapter, to start laughing.
[The dream... Camp Half-Blood]
All the Greek demigods smiled at the thought of our home for most, and home away from home for me.
[Only one... like that]
"I thought it was because you were being petty towards your ex?" Leo asked.
"It was both dear," my mom told him.
[I ate... fine."]
"Oh, that's not totally obvious at all," Thalia said.
"Oh, like you could do better. Especially when talking to my mom," I retorted.
"Touche," she said. Everyone knows my mother is impossible to lie to.
[But she... my dream]
"'Trouble' is an understatement," Grover muttered.
[She pursed... word camp]
"Thanks for the vote of confidence, Sally," Grover said.
"Of course, dear. I know what you're capable of," my mom replied.
"What's wrong with camp?" Leo asked, slightly worried.
"You'll have to find out," I said, not wanting to think of how much danger my second home was in.
["What is... you like."]
"It's me!!!" Tyson exclaimed.
"Yes, it is, big guy," I said, with a chuckle.
"Man, you really are a skater boy," Will said.
"I know," I replied.
[Oh, man... for me!"] 
"Not the only place," Reyna said.
"I know that now. I didn't know about Camp Jupiter then," I said, with a roll of my eyes.
["Usually, dear... half-hour]
"Saved by the bell," Paul chuckled.
[My mom... underground alone]
"I don't blame you, Tyson," Grover said.
"Thank you, goat-boy," Tyson responded.
[I gathered... afternoon talk]
"Why?" Hazel asked, alarmed.
"Because I ended up going straight to camp," I explained.
[In fact...and vanished]
"So are you being stalked by a ghost?" Frank asked.
"No, I have a hunch as to who it is," Thalia chimed in.
"Well, don't say anything," I told her.
"That's the end of the chapter, by the way," my pop said. "Who wants to read next?"
"Meh, might as well," Clarisse said.
[I Play Dodge Balls With Cannibals]
Upon hearing the next chapter title, I got some worried and alarmed looks, but no one said anything.

A/N: Here's the first chapter of Sea of Monsters!!! It's a short one, but the chapter itself isn't very long. Fortunately, the next chapter should be longer. Happy reading!
Also: I don't own any part of the books. I just own my own ideas