Impressing The Folks

                                    

                                          
SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey 
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron 
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Group Chat—Roller is the best one here
Roller: um guys how do you impress your partners parents
Spot: you don't
Specs: start off slow
Sarah: be polite
Jack: be yourself:)
Spot: don't do what Jack says I still don't like him
Sarah: the only person in my family that truly loves Jack is Les
Specs: damn not even his boyfriend💀✋🏾
Jack: what you guys like me
Specs: I mean sure your my friend
Sarah: we're in good terms
Spot: I actually still hate you.
Jack: I'll take three out of four
Ball: I mean you ain't all dat
Jack: :(
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Private Chat—Jack, Davey
Jack: Davey
Davey: Who do I have to kill?
Jack: im sorry?
Davey: You very rarely text me with only "Davey". When you do, there's usually something after it.
Davey: So, who am I murdering?
Jack: I'm so confused
Jack: im not even flattered just like "wtf..."
Jack: but your not killing anyone you wouldn't survive an hour in prison before someone would make you their soap partner but anyway
Jack: am I an asshole?
Davey: No, I don't think so. I think you're wonderful, flaws and all.
Jack: thank you now I will have the less bullshit answer
Davey: Did you already make up your mind about this? Because it's hard to give you advice when you've closed your mind.
Jack: i just think that someone of our friend hate me because I'm an asshole and it wouldn't be too far off because I can be one 
Jack: like why am I so mean?
Davey: Jack, you're not mean. Of course, there are times when you may seem like a mean person, but everyone has those moments. It comes with being human.
Davey: I've had my fair share of mean moments, but you don't think that makes me a bad person, right?
Jack: no (except for the time you made me study in high school)
Davey: It was finals week!