I Settle My Tab (Grover)

                                    

                                          
[It's funny... of terror]
"They got the terror part right," my dad muttered.
"Actually, this was objectively easier and a lot less frightening than my other quests," I told him.
"You could've spared me that information, son," he told me.
"Sorry," I replied, smiling sheepishly.
[Poor little... police custody]
"Ah, gotta love the mist," Will said.
"Sometimes," Nico said, and the other demigods agreed.
[The reporters... New York]
Almost everyone cackled.
"Percy," my mom said exasperated.
"Sorry not sorry mom, he deserved it," I told her. She couldn't argue with that.
[I knew... baggage claim] 
"Nice one," Thalia told Annabeth.
"Thanks Thals," she responded.
[We split... the truth]
"Dramatic much?" Chris asked.
"Hey, better safe than sorry. Plus, I was 12," I defended.
[I hopped... hundredth floor."]
Everyone gave a facepalm at that.
[He was... with Zeus."]
Cue groans and more facepalms.
"Seaweed brain," Annabeth said.
"How else should I have approached the topic? I wasn't taught any type of code," I defended. She opened her mouth to say something, then realized I had a point.
[He gave... the top]
"Unfortunately, he has a point," Zeus grumbled, causing me to smirk.
[The guard... with you."]
"What if there was?" Leo asked.
"Then the card wouldn't work," Chiron explained.
[I did... my head..."]
"Dad, I think you need to change the music for the elevator," Will said.
"What's wrong with it?" Apollo asked.
"It's just not... right for a high tense situation," I said, agreeing with Will.
Leo suddenly started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Calypso asked.
"Just the mental image that came to mind of Percy racing to the elevator, only to have to wait for an eternity, while listening to soft rock music," Leo explained.
"You are so weird," she responded.
"No, no, he's got a point. It was a rather amusing sight, I will admit," I interjected.
[Finally, ding... I saw]
"That's how we all felt the first time," Katie said, with the other demigods agreeing.
[Look again... years ago]
"It looks even better now," I told Annabeth loud and proud.
"Thank you," she responded, blushing slightly, but smiling wide.
I looked around and saw that everyone, even Zeus and Hera, nodded in agreement.
[This place... to themselves]