I need to get a life
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Keefe: Hey guys
Keefe: I'm bored
Sophie: Sorry can't chat right now
Keefe: Why not
Sophie: Doing homework
Keefe: Awww cmon Foster talk to meee
Keefe: ????
Keefe: Nvm you're offline
Keefe: @Fitz @Biana @Dex
Keefe: Talk, please
Keefe: Please
Fitz: Biana's taking a nap
Fitz: Sorry
Keefe: Okay then YOU talk to me
Fitz: Working on some telepathy tricks on Dex
Fitz: Sorry
Fitz: We can talk in an hour though
Keefe: :c
Marella: Hey guys
Keefe: TALK TO ME
Keefe: PLEASE
Marella: Ofc hi!
Marella: Oh no
Marella: Its already noon?
Marella: I had to meet Linh
Marella: Sorry
Marella: We can talk when Im back though
Marella: Bye for noww
Keefe: OMG
Keefe: NOOOO
Keefe: PLEASE COME BACK
Keefe: WHERE IS EVERYONE
Keefe: RO ISNT HERE EITHER
Keefe: SHE'S GONE TO SHARPEN HER KNIVES
Keefe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Keefe: Welp
Keefe: Anyone else available???
Keefe: HELLOOOOOOO
Keefe: WHY IS NOONE ONLINE
Keefe: TALK TO ME, PEOPLE
Keefe: Wow
Keefe: I see your guys' meaning of 'friendship'
Keefe: Alright then
Keefe: I guess I'll go find something else to do
Keefe: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DOOOOOOOOOOO
Keefe: TAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TheCupcakePiggy: wow you need to get a life
Keefe: what
Keefe: IM JUST TOTALLY GONNA IGNORE THAT INSULT
Keefe: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Keefe: TALK TO MEEEEEE
TheCupcakePiggy: 🤪*TheCupcakePiggy is now offline*
Keefe: WHAT
Keefe: WAS
Keefe: THAT
Keefe: OMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMGOMG
Keefe: STOP VANISHING
Keefe: COME ONLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lord Cassius: Hello.
Keefe: Not you
Lord Cassius: Is that how you're supposed to speak to your father?
Keefe: No
Lord Cassius: Okay
Keefe: SOMEONE ELSE
Keefe: PLEASEEEE
Keefe: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Keefe: IM GONNA DIE
Keefe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wylie: Hello Keefe
Keefe: HI WYLIE
Keefe: DO YOU WANNA CHAT WITH ME
Wylie: Sure
Wylie: How are you today?
Keefe: I'M MUCH BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE
Wylie: Thank you, Keefe.
Keefe: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
Wylie: Nothing at the moment aside from chatting with you.
Keefe: OH NICE
Keefe: SOOOOOOOO
Wylie: This conversation is going nowhere.
Keefe: Sorry, we don't have a lot in common or much to talk about
Wylie: Yes you're right.
Wylie: Okay then
Wylie: I'll go
Keefe: WAIT NO
Keefe: ITS OK
Keefe: WE CAN SIT IN THE AWKWARD SILENCE TOGETHER
Keefe: DON'T GO IM BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*wylie is now offline*
Keefe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tam: Hello
Keefe: OMG
Keefe: I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO SEE YOU
Tam: Gee thanks Keefe
Keefe: YOU'RE WELCOME BEST FRIEND
Keefe: @Tam If you leave I will hate you forever
Tam: Oh really
Tam: Okay then
Tam: I'm leaving
Tam: Goodbye
Keefe: NO
Keefe: NO
Keefe: NO
Keefe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Keefe: NOO
Keefe: COME BACK RIGHT NOW
Tam: I was joking
Tam: Heh
Keefe: You better not actually leave
Tam: Oh?
Tam: Would u dislike that?
Keefe: Very much, yes
Tam: Okay then*Tam is now offline*
Keefe: NOO
Keefe: DONT YOU LEAVE ME HERE
Keefe: ALONE
Tam: Hehe
Keefe: Stop saying 'hehe'
Keefe: Its terrifying
Tam: What did you say
Keefe: 🤔🤔
Tam: You asked for it*Tam is now offline*
Keefe: Funny Tam
Keefe: Now come back I'm bored
Keefe: Taaaaammmm??
Keefe: Tammmybooi????
Keefe: YOU ACTUALLY WENT OFFLINE
Keefe: Omg
Keefe: I see how it is.
Keefe: Fine.
Keefe: I'll just leave
Keefe: Bye.
Sophie: HI KEEFE
Sophie: I'm on break
Sophie: Keefe?
Sophie: Oh shoot he's offline
Fitz: Hey Sophie
Sophie: hii how'd it go with Dex
Dex: Hii
Dex: Went good
Fitz: Yep
Sophie: Great
Sophie: Is Biana up yet?
Fitz: Yeah
Biana: Heyy
Biana: I've had enough beauty sleep
Biana: What's going on??
Sophie: On break, just thought I'd message
Biana: Oh k
Dex: Guys
Dex: Okay so
Dex: I was thinking and
Dex: What would happen if I ate ruckleberries and then drank some youth elixirs, and also overdosed on bottles of youth?? Would they do nothing at all, or would my skin end up looking like a newborn baby's??
Biana: Are you fine
Dex: Yea?
Biana: Like, mentally?
Dex: I think so
Dex: Is there a criteria?
Biana: Bye
Dex: ???
Dex: what do you mean bye???
Dex: hELLO?
Dex: wHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BYE???
Dex: Oh well
Dex: bye then :((
Keefe: 33 MESSAGES
Keefe: WHY WHY WHY
Keefe: WHY ARE U CHATTING WHEN IM OFFLINE
Keefe: WHATS THE POINT
Keefe: WHY ARE U PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS PAIN
Keefe: WHY ARE U OFFLINE AGAIN
Sophie: SORRY my break is over
Sophie: talk to u later
Keefe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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