It was Tuesday morning and Sasuke was home alone Naruto was back at work and Menma was at school.
He won't be alone for long though because he was currently waiting for his friend group to come which, consist of Sakura, Neji, Gaara and Ino.He wanted to hang out with the group early but he decide against it when Karin called and asked him to invite Sakura over to be distracted so he decided to kill two bird with one stone.
He was in the kitchen preparing snacks and drinks when he hear the door bell ring.
"Coming he shout " walking to the front door.
When he open the door he saw Sakura and Neji.
"Oh hello guys" Sasuke said opening the door wider for the two to come in.
"Hello Sasuke kun" Sakura said walking in front of Neji and going straight to the kitchen.
Neji just roll his eyes and let out sigh.
"Hi Uke" Neji greet Sasuke following behind Sakura who head to kitchen.
Sasuke just roll his eyes at his two foodie friend and close the door following behind them.
When he went to the kitchen he see Neji sitting on one of the counter stool eating one of the cookie he recently baked and Sakura digging through his fridge.
He didn't mind he was used to them doing this.
Sasuke sat on the stool next to Neji watching Sakura take out all sort of ingredients to probably cook or bake.
"I haven't heard from you lately, how are you" Neji ask biting in his cookie.
"Pregnant" Sasuke state.
When Neji hear what came out of Sasuke mouth he choked on his cookie crust coughing violently and loudly.
Sasuke looked at him in shook patting his back while Sakura laugh at the two grabbing a water bottle handing it to Neji.
The Burnet quickly took the water bottle gobbling it down recovering from his death.
When he stop coughing he look at Sasuke and shout
"I thought you we're joking when you text me!..... it was not too long ago you got Menma you and Naruto are like dogs in heat.! "
Sasuke just glare at him.
"Shut up, I got Menma three years ago and plus Naruto wants a big family" Sasuke state with a pout.
Neji and Sakura chuckled at Sasuke.
"How much kids does Naruto want" Sakura ask Sasuke mixing some shit together in a bowl.
"Eight" Sasuke state calmly.
Neji and Sakura looked at him with a bewildered expression.
"Eh eight kids?!" Neji shout doing some maths on his hands.
"Hmm I love kids so I want six " Sakura hum putting her hand on her chin thinking.
"You both are crazy" Neji State looking at the two in disbelief.
Sasuke chuckled at Neji face expression
"How much do you and Shikamaru want" he ask.Neji turn red hearing his fiance name
"well he wants one because he's lazy and says it two trouble some to repeat pregnancy stuff two times but I want two " Neji reply
Sakura laugh "well you will be lucky if you have twins on your first try" she state to Neji.
Neji huff out "as if"
Sasuke look at the two "speaking of twins I'm carrying twins" he state.
They turn to him in awe.
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My Pregnant Teme
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