chapter 5: this is the way

                                    

                                          
You drink some soda and some blue milk imported from honestly you have no clue, but you drink with the clone girls. They really are like regular humans...right down to the giggling and comparing bra sizes. 
Y/n: O_O look im not complaining but I'm wondering why compare when your bodies are made exactly the same? 
Rexanne: we just wanted an excuse to take these plates off 
Y/n: oooooh...that makes sense...but why do you need an excuse? 
They don't really answer but Rex does smother you with her tits. 
Rexanne: this is the way~ 
You and the girls have...well...fun and because there's an entire squad you have to keep healing yourself in between rounds which just tires you out faster. 
Eventually you outlast the girls as they all lay in the bunks, some of them with their tits hanging over the sides and many of them drooling and twitching. 
Y/n: phew...these girls have pretty insane sex drives... 
I guess being aggressive helps in the battlefield 
You leave the girls in their bunks using the force to get your clothes on, you hop up to slip your pants on and then your robe just goes over you. You use the force to fling off any...fluid too, when given how much dust and mud and...sand you have to deal with, it becomes second nature to you. It's like when you brush your teeth everyday, you eventually just don't even think about it anymore. 
You head to the showers and since there's very few if any males on board besides you the men's bathroom is also occupied with clone girls. 
Clone 96: so why do we do this anyway? 
Clone 502nd: you know why, it's our duty 
It's literally what we're built for 
Clone 96: and there's just no choice in the matter? 
Y/n: uh knock knock? 
Clone 502: oh! General L/n 
Y/n: it's ok I'll wait 
Clone 502: don't bother, if you need a shower then get one 
Y/n: you sure? 
Clone 78: we're pretty sure you're not stupid enough to try anything 
Y/n: I think I'm good...
Clone 96: hey are jedi all um...fixed? 
Y/n: like...down there? 
Clone 96: yeah... 
Y/n: HAHAHA...no no we're not 
I'd like to dispel the rumor that jedi don't have sex 
We do, we just have a million other things to think about before we even consider that 
But it happens 
Clone 96: do jedi get married? 
Y/n: that question is...complicated 
But the short answer is...kinda 
Jedi do fall in love without falling to the dark side but they're what people call...Grey jedi 
Not fully dark or light 
Clone 77: what I want to know is why you never studied Saber combat 
Y/n: well...force healing is a rare power, true force healing anyway 
Not that reversed force drain power 
Anyway, the truth is when I was a toddler I was bullied by kids that were a lot bigger then me, pretty sure one of them was a teenager, maybe even a young adult... 
(Flashback) 
Year: 43 bby, age 4 
Young y/n was traveling down the streets of coruscant, y/n learned how to use the force to pick any of the locks in the temple. 
You put a bunch of city lights and hundreds of flying cars in front of a kid, he is not gonna sit still.