Crutchie Morris

                                    

                                          
SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey 
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron 
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Private Chat—Crutchie, Oscar
Crutchie: I have a crush on your brother 
Oscar: how the fuck did you manage to do that
Crutchie: I don't know we've just been talking a lot recently and I like him now?
Oscar: Jesus crutch what if he doesnt even feel that kind of stuff! He's aroace
Crutchie: which doesn't make him incapable of feeling! And being aroace is a spectrum 
Oscar: you're right I'm sorry
Oscar: but what are you gonna do? And what do I have to do with this?
Crutchie: I just figured I'd feel better if I tell someone
Crutchie: but don't tell anyone
Oscar: I won't!
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Private Chat—OzzyWitDaGlozzy, RollSpice
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: I'm sending the money to you now
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: mf change my name
RollSpice: OMG I WAS RIGHT????
RollSpice: more important matters, no
RollSpice: OKAY BUT SPILLLLLL
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: Crutchie just told me
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: I'm a little worried tho
RollSpice: ? Why
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: bc what if this gets bigger and Morris really just doesn't like the idea of being in a relationship with anyone, or see them that way
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: they could both get hurt
RollSpice: I see your point
RollSpice: but they're both just friends, right? And Morris doesn't know
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: yeah
RollSpice: so calm tf down and enjoy this! Maybe Morris does see Crutchie in that light
OzzyWitDaGlozzy: so, what? We're turning this into a sip n spill?
RollSpice: hell yeah
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Group Chat—Broken Aces♥️🃏
Morry: question
WhereArtThouRomeo: wha
Morry: it is possible to feel the desire to want to be in a relationship, correct?
Spot: why are you speaking so properly
Spot: and yes
Morry: so if I wanted to be in a relationship, I could be
*DeadRomance changed 'Spot' to '😩'*
DeadRomance: that'd be correct
😩: wtf Graves change it back
Morry: but I don't like this person 
WhereArtThouRomeo: so why would you want to be in a relationship with them
Morry: I mean in a romantic way
WhereArtThouRomeo: ohhhhh valid
Morry: I don't know what to do because I enjoy spending all my time with them but I don't feel romance for them but I wouldn't be upset if I spent the rest of my life with him but as more than friends
Morry: like as friends with all the benefits of a relationship minus the kissing and sex part
DeadRomance: valid but cheek kisses are so amazing
WhereArtThouRomeo: ikr? It's like "oh wow your appreciation placed in the simplest form of affection thank you for loving me"
DeadRomance: exactly!
😩: can we focus please?
😩: Morris just say French kissing
Morry: how is this the important part!
DeadRomance: okay listen: there is something called a platonic relationship 
Morry: like loving your parents, who I barely knew
DeadRomance: no
DeadRomance: as in "yes, we are in a fulfilling relationship, it just may not be the one you see on tv" platonic
Morry: ...right.
😩: you want to be in a relationship right?
Morry: sure
😩: but without the ties of romantic love and sexual affection because you don't feel that (at least not as intensely as a lot of people)
Morry: right
😩: so just ask Crutchie out on a date and see how it goes 
Morry: I'm sorry I can't take you seriously with that emoji
Morry: WAIT HOWD YOU KNOW
WhereArtThouRomeo: GASPPPPPP
DeadRomance: :O WHAT
😩: you let it slip that this person you feel this about uses "he/him" or "he/they" or "he/she" pronouns
😩: this ruled out Specs and Elmer (thank god or id have to kill you) and left everyone else, who you pretty much tolerate except for your brother, Crutchie, and Finch (for some reason)
Morry: they're funny
😩: one of them is just morally and legally wrong, the other is just annoying so boom! Crutchie
😩: plus you guys hang out the most
WhereArtThouRomeo: you should've been a detective
😩: replace the system and I'll think about it
DeadRomance: I should've guessed that tbh wow
DeadRomance: it's kinda obvious when you think about it 
WhereArtThouRomeo: Ike? Makes total sense despite lack of a lot of concrete evidence
Morry: What should I do?
😩: say "hey Crutch I like you as a friend and I'd like us to be in a platonic relationship because I like you that much" 
😩: over dinner or he'll hate you
Morry: why do you know so much about Crutchie
😩: I've always respected his need for vengeance and heavy metal 
😩: now change my damn name back
DeadRomance: no