Getting farther and farther away from Lu Hua Mountain, I finally stopped. I turned around and glared at the deer-horse demon: “Stop! I let you go once and you still dare to come looking for trouble a second time? Do you really want to die?”
The deer-horse demon ignored me. He stomped his hooves and rushed to me while screaming. He came so fast, I barely dodged him. While he was rushing to me, I reached out my hand and grabbed the horns on his head. My feet lifted, my body moved and I sat on his back. I rode on his back, making him extremely dissatisfied. He stomped his hooves in a fury and tried every way to toss me off.
My legs clamped his body tightly. My hands held his horns tightly. While using force, did I feel that the thing on his head was actually made of meat. While squeezing it, it felt soft……
Could it be that just now he wanted to corner me to death with these two meats? I laughed on his back: “Hey, you stupid. Now I don’t even have the heart to beat you anymore.”
Words could be said like that, but what needed to be beaten still had to be beaten.
I only used a hand to firmly pinch his flesh. With a little spell I connected his horns with me. With the other empty hand, I took out a fan. This fan was a thing of humans, but it was very useful in many ways. I hold the fan and slapped the deer-horse demon’s ass.
“A thing with no eyes! Dare to come look for trouble! Last time, I didn’t beat you and it didn’t leave a memory. This time, I’ll see if you don’t remember. Do you still dare to come cause trouble?!”
While I was slapping him, I was also teaching him a lesson.
The deer-horse demon felt pain and screamed more severely. His body was also desperately moving to throw me down. I held onto his horn tightly. The more he struggled the tighter I clenched his horn. Finally……because of my carelessness, I only heard a “pu” sound. The horn that I was grabbing had been pulled out by me. Blood flew out from that hole and splashed all over my face.
Pu……pulled out?
I squeezed the horn and was stunned. The deer-horse demon also didn’t make any movements. He looked at me. I sat on his back for a while. Then I threw the fan and hurriedly stuffed the horn back in the hole.
“Sorry, sorry. I really didn’t have the intention to pull your horn. This was an accident……who told you to keep struggling?”
The blood from his head kept flowing out, making my hands full of blood.
Finally, the deer-horse couldn’t bear the humiliation anymore. He stuck his forepaws upright in the sky. I wasn’t paying attention and slid straightly down from his body. The deer-horse demon turned and bit my arm. His teeth were dull and didn’t bite through the flesh. He shook his head and wanted to tear my arm off.
My heart tightened. I grabbed the horn and knocked on the angle of the hole. The deer horse demon gave two more strokes, couldn’t bear the torture anymore and let go of my arm. He hissed in the sky and went away with an embarrassing defeat. While he went away he sprinkled the ground full of blood rain.
I waved to the oncoming cloud to stand still. I rested for a moment and looked at the meat horn in my hand. In my heart, I was thinking that I could take it back and soak it in wine. I might be able to get a different taste. I hid it in my arm. Then I rolled my sleeves and looked at my injury. I felt it wasn’t a big deal and leisurely went back home.
The closer I was from home, the more my heart felt that it wasn’t right. Although Chu Kong didn’t like to practice cultivation, but he had been forced by me and practiced for a few years. His body had a small amount of immortal energy. Today we run into a stupid demon that came to search for revenge. If he was a bit smarter, he should’ve swallowed Chu Kong first and then come fight me. I could protect him once, but I couldn’t always protect him. If he didn’t even have some self-defense skills, it was given that in the future he would be bullied.
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