GUH?

                                    

                                          
[Starting where we left off!!]
Skittlez Squad!!
Gosmd: we should remake this chat it's so confusing the fuck
Aggravated4noreason: ITS GONNA B3 MOR ECONFFUISNGN IFNWE K3EP CHANGING IT YOU DUMB SHIT
Gosmd: sounds wonderful 
Anyways
Ballfucker: Robin priv chat rn
Gosmd:uhh... alr?
PRIVATE CHAT------!
gosmd: what?
ballfucker: yo wtf happened yer grammar is too good are ypu okya???
Gosmd: I'm doing perfectly fine. Don't worry about it. Nothing is wrong.
Ballfucker: Smth is def up 💀💀 IF YOU NEEED TONVEN TIM RIGHT HERE YKNWO<33 LIKE IM YER BESTIE ESTIE OKAY DW IMMA BE HERE NO MATTER HWTA/platonic
Gosmd: thanks I guess, I might be up for that.
Ballfucker: pls tell mee (YOU DONT HAVEV TO!!! BUT LIKE,, YKNOW!!)
Gosmd: I'm gay as shit and there's nothing I can do about it.
Ballfucker: oh. Same
Gosmd: No like literally. I kissed a dude and fucking fell asleep next to him,,,
Ballfucker: I'm being serious too ☠
Gosmd: oh
Ballfucker: I haven't done any of that, but yeah I'd date a dude
Gosmd: I'm just so scared,, like,,, yknoww- 
Ballfucker: get on call rn
Gosmd: ight
Ballfucker started a call. Go join them!
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"Hi bruce." I said in a low tone, afraid Finn wouldnt hear me, even though he was in a completely different room.
"hiee!!" He said back to me. "That's a lot of energy for someone who just woke up-" " bitch I never went to sleep." He said right after me, almost interrupting me. "Damn, that coffee really fucked you up, huh?" " OH HELL YEAH IT DID!" again, barely a breath in between our sentences. " ight what's wrong bro, who was it that got you rizzed up." "OK Bruce, literally never again I will make your throat look like a balloon dog, I swear to fucking god."
"Who are you talking to robin?" I shot up as soon as I heard his voice. " JUST BRUCE DONT WORRY.." I said. "Oh for real? HI BRUCE!!" he said, practically yelling. "HI BBG DID YOU RIZZ UP ROBIN WELL??" he actually screamed, holy shit. " BRUCE SHUT THE FUCK UP HE DOSENT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT,, ABOUT THAT-" "Finney? What's he talking about?" I quickly asked, before he could try to get off topic. "ROBIN IM SO SORRY ILL TELL YOU LATER I PROMISE I LOVE YOU!!" I turned bright red. " love yah too.."
" ew gay people I'm leaving. " bruce said before leaving the call.
"Haha.. I embarrassed your goofy ass!" He said before bolting into the next room. He's unfortunately unaware I drank coffee when he was still asleep... hehe.
" ¡VUELVE AQUÍ PERRA TONTA! ¡¡VOY A ABORDAR TU CULO UNA VEZ QUE LLEGUE A TI!!" I Heard him scream. More playful, but somewhat fearful. Kinda like he understood I was gonna beat his ass. "sal finney... no te hare daño, amor... lo prometo... " I heard him stop running, but I didn't know where he was. " I heard something about promise?" "si.." he popped put from behind the couch. "¿Cómo diablos regresaste allí? Lo que sea."
I ran up to him, and he slowly backed away, since he thought I promised not to hurt him.. I did, but he thought it was serious. Rookie mistake. I found a way to get to him from behind the couch, and grabbed his arm tight, but careful not to hurt him.
"Robin... you promis-"
Just then we heard the door swing open. " YO WHEREZ MY FAVE GAY BITCHES!! WE CRASHIN HERE IGHT??" Vance?! What the fuck was he doing here?! Then I heard everyone else too. Billy found us behind the couch eventually, even though we tried to hide.
" AYO?! SORRY AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING OR-"
"NO WHAT?! HELLO?! WE WERE JUST- WE- FINNEY WAS- ITS NOT-"
Then everyone came up. Before we knew it, we were sitting on the couch, separated by Billy, Griffin and Bruce, while getting a speech from Vance.
"And that, dear kids, is why you shouldn't have sex."
"Vance you dumb bitch WE WERENT FUCKING"
" deny it all you want Robin..."
" BUT WE WERENT???"
"Vance think about this logically.. Finn pulling robin? You on crack or something?" Griffin intervened.
"Damn thanks for the confidence boost griffin-" I said out of random. "WHAT ABOUT THE PART ABOUT ME?!" finn complained. He was really cute when he was mad.
Griffin flipped off Finn, and before we knew it they were wrestling each other. I found it funny how a 13 year old couldn't take someone 2 years younger, but of course didn't laugh.
"YOU FUCKING FAG PULL MY HAIR AGAIN ILL KICK YOU IN YOUR UNSUCKED DICK!"
"YOU DONT GET BITCHES EITHER?!"
"YEAH CUZ IM 11, YOUR IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BE TRYING!"
"I AM TRYING YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
"CLEARLY IT AINT WORKING, RIGHT ROBIN?!"
"GRIFFIN LACEY STAGG I WILL KICK YOUR ASS"
"YOU KNOW MY FULL FUCKING NAME?! WHAT THE FUCK KINDA STAAKLER SHIT IS THAT?!"
I couldn't help it anymore, and let out the stupidest but most genuine cackle ever. Everyone stopped to look at me, and I was literally crying. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GOOFY ASS 'GAUAUÆH' ROBIN?!"
"IM SORRY- HAHABHAAHAHA- I DIDNT-"
"JUST STOP ROBIN."
Finn was just staring at me, wondering what he had gotten himself into when we kissed.
Then his phone went off in his pocket.
"BRUCE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? LIKE I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE THIS PARAGRAPH??? DICK HARDENING,, FOOD COOKING,, MAD SCIENCE,, MELANIE MARTINEZ SHIT-"
"FINNEY WHAT?!" everyone said at once.
"NO NO LISTEN TO WHAT THIS BITCH SENT ME-"
then it started.. 2 minutes of total horror.
"What is up my broskey gamer no dick or boob having shithead♡ go pull someone then try to fight people, he's right, you don't get your imaginary dick sucked. Wait sorry, it's not imaginary! It's just small as fuck. Whoop whoop! Little dick energy 🤪 get robin to- uhm- uh-" and he cut off.
"AYE BRUCE, GET ME TO WHAT?!"
Finn literally threw his phone across the room. "BRUCE STOP I LITERALLY TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES WE JUST HAD A SLEEPOVER! WE DIDNT MAKEOUT OR KISS, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! GOD DAMN BRO SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP!"
He knew that was a lie, but for some reason it was very believable.
I went to pick up Finns phone and read the whole message. He didn't stop me, but did stop the others when they tried to get a look.
"Get Robin to ask you out like you've so badly wanted him to for forever, get a beautiful life with him like you fantasize about, kiss him or whatever, THEN FIGHT PEOPLE- fucking loser can't even pull gay people that are clearly into him 💀"
"WHAT THE FUCK BRUCE." I yelled. "WHAT, AM I FUCKING LYING?! ASK YER BBG ABOUT IT, WHY DONT YOU?"
"hey bruce we can take this somewhere else right-" I said, trying to hint the fact that we hadn't told anyone else about the sleepover. 
"Oh shit yeah my bad-"
And we walked off.