(HI
I'M SCARED THAT THIS IS GONNA SUCK AHHH
Lee: Chicken. 😂
YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS ONESHOT GO AWAY.
Characters: Bri. Aphrodite, Eros, (indirectly Mentioned) Cupid, (indirectly Mentioned) Annabeth, (Mentioned) Chiron, (Mentioned) Rachel. (Mentioned)
Ship: Bri x Rachel (indirectly ig since Rachel isn't in here lmao)
AU: Demigod!Rachel AU and no I will not add this to every PJ oneshot I do.
Warnings: GxG, Bri not understanding things, slight language courtesy of Bri, possibly OOC Aphrodite and I think that's it tbh-
Summary: Bri doesn't understand why nobody approves of her and Rachel.
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Visions are fun. Or wait, maybe this is a dream?
Bri hoped so, because if she was really standing on the Eiffel Tower in Paris France without even moving from her bed then that's a problem. Kinda cool, but still a problem.
It became even more of a problem when the Goddess of Love appeared right next to her out of nowhere and almost caused her to fall off the tower.
"Dream or not, I don't feel like taking a dive to the ground thank you very much. So why are you here? Did you summon me or s-"
"Isn't it amazing? The view is so great from right here!" Aphrodite apparently chose to ignore her and commented on the scenery instead. Great start.
"I was trying to-"
"The City of Love! I bet this place is abuzz with activity on Valentines Day."
"Are you even listening to me?"
Aphrodite finally looked at her. "Oh you're here. So anyway you have a problem."
"When don't I have a problem?"
"You can't be with Rachel."
"...Why not?" The campers had noticed their crush on each other, and the only people who were verbally against it were Annabeth and Chiron, for some reason. Mainly Annabeth but Chiron wasn't too keen on it either.
"...I can't tell you that."
"You can't just tell me "hey so you can't be with this girl you've had a crush on since forever" and don't give me a reason!"
"You'll have to figure that out on your own."
"Figure what out? If she likes me back? If she's dating someone else? If she even is wanting to date?" Bri didn't understand why nobody would tell her anything. Is it because they're both girls or something?
"You know I can't tell you that, but I can tell you this: it won't end well for you if you do decide to pursue a relationship with her."
"What, did you get the love triangle together to discuss this?"
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "No, but I'm just warning you-"
"Don't care."
"...What?"
"You heard me. I don't care. So what if it ends badly? We'll still have some good times anyway, and maybe I can prove you wrong." Bri liked proving people wrong, mainly gods or people she didn't like.
"I'd love to see that."
"So would I." She suddenly got shoved off the tower but before she could comment on it she woke up and looked at the time.
Crap she was supposed to meet her angel today! She got up, got dressed, and ran out the door without tripping on her vines somehow.
What a great start to an amazing day.
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Aphrodite sighed. The poor child really needs to learn that Rachel is her fatal flaw before something happens.
Because chances are, it won't end well.
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Lee: That ending sucked ass. 😂😂😂
Well I'm sorry, I didn't know how to end it. 😠
Bri: *Confused noises.*
And quit cursing in here!
Lee: No. 😀
ANYWAY hope you enjoyed this and see you guys next time!
Written on: December 24, 2022 (Merry Christmas Eve! :D)
