𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠 𝙇𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙮?
ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳ ʰᵃˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡ ᵖˡᵒᵗ ˡⁱⁿᵉ
ᖭི༏ᖫྀ"LUFFY YOU BURNT IT AGAIN" I yelled looking at him burn the 5th turkey we've put in the oven
"Well at least this time it's less burnt than the last one" he smiled
"Luffy we don't have time for this , if Sanji finds out we burnt this one again he'll be pissed" I yelled
"It'll be fine let's just go buy one again" luffy said
I looked at the time and we had 3 more hours left before out dinner started
"We have time let's go" I said getting the keys
We got into the car and drove to the store
We went to the meat section and my biggest fear
"THERES NO MORE FUCKING TURKEY" I yelled at the man , feeling my anger and anxiety rise since we only have 2 hour and 30 minutes left
"Im afraid not ma'am , the lady over there took them all already" the man said pointing at a lady with 10 turkeys on her shopping cart and a dog walking beside her
"THAT FUCKING FAT ASS IM GOING TO FUCKING STRANGLE THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCH WITH HER UGLY ASS FUCKING DOG" I said kicking and knocking down a stack of sprites
"Y/n it's okay calm down" Luffy laughed while I was still cussing her out
"THATS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT , YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC BIT-" before I could even finish cussing Luffy out his middle and index finger into my mouth
Which that definitely made me shut up
"Breathe in , breathe out" he smiled
Looking at luffy and he made me calm down and I ended up doing exactly what he said
"Ma'am I'm sorry but I'm going to have to kick you out for that" the man told me pointing to the knocked down sprites I kicked
I rolled my eyes
"We can still go to another store real quick" Luffy said as we where outside of the store
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