I'm sorry I just had too- (Random #20)

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WARNING: MAJOR CURSING

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Cody: Guys!

Boulder: Yeah?

Cody: I dare you to make Heatwave laugh!

Heatwave: Why me?

Cody: Why not you?

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Blurr: Oh! I have one.

Heatwave: Give it to me.

Blurr: There's three chickens. A smart chicken, a dumb chicken, and a gay chicken.

Heatwave: Okay...?

Blurr: The smart chicken said 'cockadoodledoo'.

Blurr: The dumb chicken said 'cockadoodlecock'

Blurr: And the gay chicken, 'Any cock will fucking do'

Heatwave: *covering his mouth because he was laughing*

Blades: I know one! I know one!

Heatwave: *takes a deep breath* Yeah?

Blades: How does a non-binary samurai slay their enemy?

Heatwave: How?

Blades: They slash them (They/Them).

Heatwave: *laughing*

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Me: So- A while ago, I made a google slideshow with Rescue Bots and Transformers Prime's human form information, and I added their birthdays. So, I was checking the birthday dates and found out that Arcee's birthday is tomorrow.... So I'll be making a birthday special for her. The next birthday is Blades's, which is November 24th.



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