WARNING: MAJOR CURSING
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Cody: Guys!
Boulder: Yeah?
Cody: I dare you to make Heatwave laugh!
Heatwave: Why me?
Cody: Why not you?
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Blurr: Oh! I have one.
Heatwave: Give it to me.
Blurr: There's three chickens. A smart chicken, a dumb chicken, and a gay chicken.
Heatwave: Okay...?
Blurr: The smart chicken said 'cockadoodledoo'.
Blurr: The dumb chicken said 'cockadoodlecock'
Blurr: And the gay chicken, 'Any cock will fucking do'
Heatwave: *covering his mouth because he was laughing*
Blades: I know one! I know one!
Heatwave: *takes a deep breath* Yeah?
Blades: How does a non-binary samurai slay their enemy?
Heatwave: How?
Blades: They slash them (They/Them).
Heatwave: *laughing*
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Me: So- A while ago, I made a google slideshow with Rescue Bots and Transformers Prime's human form information, and I added their birthdays. So, I was checking the birthday dates and found out that Arcee's birthday is tomorrow.... So I'll be making a birthday special for her. The next birthday is Blades's, which is November 24th.
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Transformers Random Ask or Dare!
FanfictionI've been meaning to make something like this for a while. It's a random plus and 'Ask or Dare' because I don't wanna make two separate books for this. Please, if you wanna dare something, don't make it inappropriate. BOOK 2 OUT NOW!