(💀) Backpack Hfjone Almost Drowns Again Because He's A Goofy Ass Motherfucker

                                    

                                          
VROOOOOOM!!!!! VRRRR!!!! VRRUUUUUUUOOOOOOOM!!!!! BEEP BEPP!!!!!!! WOW, THOSE ARE CAR SOUNDS BUT not any car sounds. Those are Bryce Hfjone's car sounds but he isn't driving right now so who is????????? Well it's Liam Hfjone of course you fucking ham sambo. Anyways, Liam Hfjone was driving Bryce Hfjone's car without his permission because he stole his keys and is now driving without a licence because Liam Hfjone is such a quirky discord kitten 🤪🤪🤪 But since Liam Hfjone doesn't have a licence, he doesn't know how to properly drive a car and fucking rams the fucking vehicle into a fucking lamppost like a fucking eejit. Liam Hfjone gets out of the car, unharmed and looks at the damage. "Yeah, it's only a scratch so it's fine." Liam Hfjone thinks as he looks at the wrecked car.
Liam Hfjone was originally driving to the smokestack because Daddy Bryce wouldn't take him because he's such an asshole so Liam Hfjone took it apon himself to get there himself in the middle of the night during a fucking storm. Yeah, it was PISSING down rain and when I say pissing I fucking mean it, it was fucking wild man. But Liam Hfjone is a brave discord kitten and won't let that stop him so he walked to the smokestack instead like a big boy!!!! Because he is a big boy!!
"Wow, this walk is far. Its also pretty fucking boring 😒" Liam Hfjone sighed cutely to himself. UH OH!!!! SUDDENLY LIAM HFJONE TRIPPED ON ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE HE'S SOOO SILLY AND FELL FACE FIRST INTO A PUDDLE!!!!! He's so silly guys!! Liam Hfjone couldn't comprehend what was happening and he didn't have enough common sense to lift himself up from the fucking tiny ass disgusting ass murky ass puddle. HE WAS GONNA DROWN!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!
Meanwhile Bryce Hfjone was fucking sprinting down the pathway in this pissing rain because he woke and and didn't see his little discord kitten on the floor and assumed that this goofy ass motherfucker took off for the smokestack. He was right of course but he was nowhere near Liam Hfjone's location at the moment and the only thing going through his head is "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH DOING!????!???? HE FUCKING CRASHED MY CAR AND JUST FUCKING LEFT!!!???!???! I'M GONNA FUCKING BEAT HIS ASS!!!!!!!"
Anyways, back with little meow meow cat boy, Liam Hfjone was still on the ground because anyone who walked by this silly Billy thought he was soooooooo cute for fucking falling and they all said "Aw, so cute!" When they walked by and didn't help him because they wanted him to keep drowning cutely. Liam Hfjone was about to die from inhaling the water on his face until....BRYCE HFJONE PICKS HIM UP BRIDAL STYLE!!!!!! BRYCE HFJONE SAVED HIM, YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
"What in FUCKS name are you doing out here?" Bryce Hfjone asked. "Babe, you don't understand!!!!! I NEED TO GET MY V-BUCKS OFF AIRY!!!!" Liam Hfjone cried. "I can buy you more you fucking cretin. More than Airy can ever get you." Bryce Hfjone said as he began bringing Liam Hfjone back home.
"Wait fr fr!????? Fuck yeah!!!!" Liam Hfjone exclaimed. "Wait until we're back home kitten." Bryce Hfone says hotly. "Okay Daddy 😁" Liam Hfjone meows. And soon enough these two fuckers were back in the apartment and Bryce Hfjone bought so much V-Bucks for Liam Hfjone that he broke both his legs from happiness!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!