(💀) Daily Morning Routine In A Bridgeport Apartment

                                    

                                          
The sun was shining through the blinds in the apartment as peaceful silence overtook the place. Over on the singular bed that was in the apartment, we find a soda bottle sleeping peacefully. That was until he was slapped directly in the face and woke up. He groaned and opened his eyes and was faced with a short being in front of him. It was Liam Hfjone!
"For fucks sake Liam Hfjone, it's too early for this shit!" Bryce Hfjone said. "Go back to sleep or something dumbass."
Bryce Hfjone was about to close his eyes again until Liam Hfjone slapped him again, looking very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very displeased. Texty Hfjone also joined in on being displeased by pulling up a picture of a displeased cat on their screen. Ah yes, nothing like the daily morning routine for these idiots! 
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.." Bryce Hfjone groaned as he got out of bed. He hated getting out of the comfort of his bed. Anyways, Bryce Hfjone walked towards the other side of the room where his tiny ass apartment broke ass kitchen is and looked through his cabinets for a certain can. After finding said can, he placed it on the counter as he went back over to his bed for something. Bryce Hfjone was about to get that mysterious item before he heard a bang.
"I swear to FUCKING God if that was what I think it was, you're fucking done." Bryce Hfjone said as he slowly turned to face the counter once more. He knew it!!!!! "LIAM HFJONE!!!!!!" LIAM HFJONE WAS SITTING ON THE COUNTER AND HE KNOCKED THE CAN OFF!!!!!! Bryce Hfjone simply walked back over and turned the sink on before flicking Liam Hfjone with water droplets from his cold ass hands.
Liam Hfjone didn't like this at all and jumped off the counter landing on all fours like a fucking animal....oh shit. Bryce Hfjone forgot to tell you didn't he? Gosh he's an absolute stupid fucking dumbass bitchy piece of shit, isn't he? Well, Bryce Hfjone was used to this behaviour by now. It was the morning routine after all! Anyways, after stopping Airy Hfjone from continuing ONE by shooting him in his foot with a AK-47 once, Liam Hfjone was no longer that cute heroic determined backpack he was, which Bryce Hfjone liked, but he was now acting like a fucking cat!!!!! Bryce Hfjone didn't like that!!!!!! Texty Hfjone was also doing the same!!!! Oh wow so many cats!!!!! Bryce Hfjone was never a cat person but he ahd to put up with it. 
He placed that weird fucking mysterious item on the counter, it was a FUCKING CAT BOWL FOR THE FUCKING BACKPACK LMAOOOOOO and he opened the can OF CAT FOOD??????? WOAH HE REALLY IS A CAT!!!!! And put it in the bowl. At this point Liam Hfjone was fucking starving. He could eat an entire orphanage if he wanted to and so he started clawing at Bryce Hfjone's legs and started meowing shittly.
"JESUS FUCKING-   CALM DOWN!!!!!!" Bryce Hfjone said very, very, very, very, very, very calmly, calmer than anyone else in the world. He put the bowl down by the side of the bed and Liam Hfjone walked over to it like a normal object before sitting on the ground like a fucking cat and eating it. Ewww!!!! Cat food!!!!! And Texty Hfjone was eating it as well!???? Oh, Bryce Hfjone put a picture of cat food on their screen.
Bryce Hfjone makes a fucking coffee or some shit I don't fucking know, for himself and he goes back over to his bed with it. He places it on his cheap ass drawer before he begins to scroll on his cheap ass offbrand Uphone. He fucking hates mornings!!!!!! HE HATES THEM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!! GGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! FUCK THE MORNINGS!!!!!!
At this point both Liam Hfjone and Texty Hfjone had finished their food, Texty Hfjone shutting themself off because they're lazy. Liam Hfjone looks up to his right where he can see Bryce Hfjone looking through his phone looking unamused. Liam Hfjone looked at him cutely and lovingly before getting on Bryce Hfjone's shitty cheap broke ass bed and began kneeding a spot beside the fucking normal man. Liam Hfjone eventually got comfortable and curled up beside Bryce Hfjone somehow because that's just how this motherfucker works it seems and he can also purr now.
Bryce Hfjone looks beside his and pets the cat beside him and smiles. He does like cats after all!!!!! He's just a fucking faker!!!! Grrr!!! Anyways, Liam Hfjone soon falls fast asleep and goes into a very deep slumber until he wakes up in 52285258825 years. Bryce Hfjone gulps down his coffee or whatever shit it was he made with his cheap as coffee maker or something before he immediately knocks out and goes to sleepy sleep! Texty Hfjone witnessed this act of kindness from Bryce Hfjone and meowed "Wow so cool." Before fucking exploding the entire apartment building. This is just how Bryce Hfjone likes to start his SHITTY mornings.
THE END!!!!!!!!