Ah yes another part of my ass Yandere Tanjiro x Zenitsu story
Hell yeah I created the story because not everyone made a lot of Yandere Tanjiro shit and I got so mad that I had to create one/j
And there would be a lot of funni/random stuff so dont mi...
BOOK 1 [SPOILERS WHO DIDNT READ IT YET. I warned you]
"Hi I am Zen-piss-tsu. My hair has a natural piss colr wher peple pee pee on mi hair. I was enrolld to a godmn highschool from soemoen Idk becuas I wnna lern about paying taxes"
"Hi Im Mr. Forehead and the authr mad mi a fukng yandede for soemone's har colr who loks liek a natural piss clor
Aftr watchegn springtrap's death frm FANF I jsut relized that murdre is okay end I tortur pepole in jojo mode. Liek stabing them with a shetty kinfe and shove it down to ther thoarts (throats) or maek them watch "Kamado is a cam boy" tu maek them pour there ice width muriatic acid
I gte no biches becuaes authr-chan thikns that eye don'd desurve wan. Aftre seeing a boy with piss her clor I sudenly startd creaming [How many times I've told you that this isn't smut. It's just a shellnut for goddamn crying out loud] "
"Aftre talknig to teh grill, she was alreedi liveless [It's lifeless dumbass as in dead] i het teh emirgenci buton adn I did not soospekt the mirdirer [murderer]
evri grill I tallk tu, their alrady fuckign ded. So me spooke to Mr. Forehead's ass sister aka Nezubitch-chan but she no no belife mi
I go to coffii shop to drenk coffee then I got home to see FUKING TANHIHO in my godamn hoose. Maybi he knows abot my hentai mangos [mangas] that Porkchop [Inosuke] gave mi [ALL JOKES ASIDE]"
"I kenw abot his hentatatai mangos so I decidead to kidnappers him bc he loev his mangos mor than mi. I force him to fuking love me but he didtn so I got mad aand steb him and aulso stebbed miself"
BOOK 2: [Which you are reading rn]
"Teh authur wnats mi to sufer moer so she creatid bok 2
So i dond ned to entroduce miself becuz yall shitheads alredi knwo mi
as eye sad my name is zen-pizz-tsu- oh wiat.
Fuk I just sad I dond ned to entroduce miself
butt I gaev Tanhiho therpy and he is no no yandede fro me no moer. Now I must nut suffir"
[THE AUTHOR HAS ARRIVED AND SHE'S BRAKING THE 4TH WALL]
"Your wish is not my command."
[Uno reversa]
"Hey Zenpisstsu-senpai guess waht?"
"Wtf do you nee-"
"I sold soemoen's orgAns becoz I got tired of brethign"
". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
"U deadssa WAHT?!"
"Bicth dont bleme me
Balme the cretor of this shitty-ssa stori"
"Now mi sufernig again"
ShinazugawaTanako: Woh the hel cars I wnat u two to sufer [HOLY SHIT A READER OF MINE GETTING INCLUDED IN A STORY REAL?!?!?!?!?]
Laila_Dweeb: Betch dond runi the 4th wal let thme maek out or whatvr [OH SHIT YOU TOO??]
You: Bleme authr-chan fro telipourting us here
[I wanna include them since I literally see them comment on my stories the most
Anyways continue on]
"Man gaev me 500 yeras of trauma on mai whoel livespan [lifespan] jsut for this shitty bok
eniways, mi sugar daddy won'd let me talk to peple because he wnat me to bee his 4evr
Not evn thrpy kould beta teh shit outta him GODDAMNIT"
"Hey pis hair slep wid me"
"Lol. L Ratio"
"oki then du u is wnat D̶͙̎̐͝ ̷̨̛̘̻̹̠͐͗͂ ̷̨͚̰̭̯̫̇̾͛́̅̊͌̕͜E̶͙̹̙͚̝̜̊̏̑͑͠ ̸̨̛̻̪̩͚̭͑̇͆̈́̃̆̕͠ͅ ̵̹̤͈͙͇̰͙̖͊͆̿̒̚͠Ą̴͖̠͚̪̻͈͙͌̄ ̴̡͈̦͎̬̻͙̗͎̏͆̊́̿͋ ̶͇̱̦̭̋͛̍̕͠T̵͈̤̫͇̘̅̽͑̕͝͠͝ ̸̤͎̦͍̼̰̬̦̐̊ ̶̡̅̈̒͊̿̃͊͝͝Ḩ̸̗̿͘ ? "
