What did Stanley do?

                                    

                                          
You, Five and Lila managed to get back to the hotel however the blinking didn't go as planned and you all fell out of a blue portal in front of Luther, Diego, Allison and Viktor with a loud grunt. Five was on top of you and Lila was on top of Five
"Get off me" You yell pushing Five off you and Five pushing Lila off of him 
"Where have you been?" Viktor asked concerned as he stared at the 3 on the floor groaning in pain and annoyance 
"Facing my mortality, Viktor. I don't recommend it." Five answers standing up like a drunk man. Five then pulls you up onto your feet and brushes your clothes off and you nod as a thank you
"You had the briefcase? We've been looking for this!" Allison yelled as she crouched down in front of the smoking briefcase
"Surprise" You laugh throwing your hands in the air 
"Well, look no further. That's the last one on earth...or was the last one." Five says as sees the briefcase break down. Allison scoffs and throws the briefcase onto the ground and sits on the staircase. Five crouches down to the briefcase to inspect it
"Yeah, that's toast" Five mumbles
"Bummer" You sigh out with a smirk
"Oh shit. Alright." Five whispers standing up beside you again and slinging an arm around your shoulder, you lean into his touch. 
"Hey. You're happy to see me. What's wrong?" Diego asks Lila as he pulls Lila off of him. 
"Turns out there's less time to hold grudges than I had planned. You're off the hook. Hey, where's Stan?" Lila asks as she looks around for her "child"
"Excuse me. One second" Luther says pulling Diego away from Lila
"Yeah?" Diego questions furrowing his eyebrows 
"Did you and Allison get into some kinda fight last night?" Luther whisper yells at Diego which catches your attention. You glance at Allison to see her already glaring at you. You give her a slow wave to piss her off more until Five slaps your hand as he knows what you're doing
"Quit it" Five whispers through gritted teeth into your ear as he grabs the back of your neck to pull you closer.
"You're no fun" you scoff out pushing him off you and crossing your arms. He rolls his eyes and pulls you in by the waist this catches everyones attention
"Uh, so are you two..." Viktor trails off as Five lifts up his left hand to show an engagement ring on his ring finger
"It was gonna happen eventually" you shrug out as you peck Fives cheek 
"Right...to answer your question Luther, Hell yes! We kicked some serious ass last night" Diego whispers with a proud smirk
"What the hell's gotten into this family?" Luther asks shocked
"I don't know, but it's awesome. Swear to god, I've never seen her do things like she did yesterday. She was brutal! It's fine. You know, just needed to blow some steam off. I helped. Shes good." Diego says like she doesn't have a busted lip and he doesn't have a massive scar on the back of his neck
"Oh yeah. Real good" Luther scoffs out with wide eyes. Five pecks your cheek one last time before interrupting the two brothers
"Hey, Chatty Cathys, quit the chitchat. Alright?  I'm calling a family meeting here." Five says looking around at everyone who seems to actually be paying attention. You and Lila try leave but Diego grabs Lila and Five grabs you
"Ah, Ah, Ah. That means you too"  Diego and Five say both in unison. You nod and walk over to the pillar lifting one leg up onto it and leaning on the pillar
"Where's Klaus?" Five questions looking around and earning a shrug from Luther 
"I'll be right back" Diego says as he eyes something from up the staircase 
"Don't leave me with your—" Lila tries to stop Diego but he's already ran off
"Dieg— lost another. Gre—" Before Five could finish Diego grabs you and you both run up the staircase
"Y/n!?" Five shouts up
"Bye, love" you shout back waving as you get dragged by Diego into the hallways of the hotel. Walking down the hallway Diego whistles catching Stans attention
"Stan!" Diego yells walking closer as he sees Stanley carrying a bunch of cleaning products. Stanley looks back with a worried expression but turns away again and walks faster. Diego whistles again as soon as Stan was about to turn the corner.
"Stanley!" Diego shouts making him stop in his tracks
"The hell you got there?" You say eyeing the products in his hands. Diego snatches one out of his grasp
"What is all this? Acid?" Diego questions eyeing Stanley 
"Well, um, you told me to clean up my own mess. I just have to thank you for teaching me such a valuable lesson in personal responsibility" Stanley tries to sound innocent which makes you burst out laughing causing Stanley to glare at you
"Yeah, were not buying that. What's going on?" Diego questions as he raises an eyebrow. Stanley stays quiet with his mouth wide open. You take Stanley's wrist as you see blood on it. You raise an eyebrow at the boy who now has worry in his eyes
"You got blood on you. Come on, talk to us." You say softly letting go of his wrist
"Hey, i'm your dad. She's your aunt." Diego says bending down to Stanley's eye level
"Um... okay" Stanley mutters out as he doesn't think it's true which causes you to get suspicious if Stanley even is there kid. I mean he's white for starters...
"But you gotta promise me you both won't be pissed!" Stanley says seriously and thats when you and Diego both know somethings gone wrong. You both look at each other then back at Stanley with a nod
"We promise"
"We promise"
You both say at the same time. Stanley starts to walk again and you both follow him
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